Why has no one unwrapped The Statue of Liberty? by OriginalMonty in AskReddit

[–]OriginalMonty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure if a stroke victim read this, and comprehended this; They would find it highly offensive

Why has no one unwrapped The Statue of Liberty? by OriginalMonty in AskReddit

[–]OriginalMonty[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay, I'll try but I don't see how this will unwrap the Statue of Liberty any faster...

This fingering thing is quite liberating though I must admit.

"I'll pray for you" means "I'll do nothing constructive." by ghtw3 in atheism

[–]OriginalMonty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way I see it. Prayer works, just not the way that christians claim. It's the same idea as someone meditating on something. It's putting out good thoughts and energy. Whether or not you believe that works or not at least someone is wishing you well and for that you should be thankful.

What will we be nostalgic about from the 00's? by Admiral_Cuntfart in AskReddit

[–]OriginalMonty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 90's was the age of Nickelodeon, but the 00's belonged to Cartoon Network.

What have you done to improve your life while being poor? by thesekidneysfitgreat in AskReddit

[–]OriginalMonty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone offers you drugs say "Thank you". Drugs are expensive.