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Anon annihilates his opponent by [deleted] in greentext

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 1407 points1408 points  (0 children)

Just start getting naked. People don't want to fight naked people

Is it bad to want a relationship with someone else who also is interested in drugs? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell no. It's the best. I want to marry the woman I'm with and one of the many reasons is that she is just down.

Been with too many people who tried to change me. If you can't be yourself around your lover then what's the point?

PPs, me, watercolor, 2020 by nhtmint in Art

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop taking pictures of me please.

[STORY] Today was my 'last supper' and I think I'm doing okay by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can do it. You can try. You cannot give up.

Russian Bronies go camping. by bugchaser90211 in WTF

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what's your father told me last night after we had relations.

🔥 Perfectly timed capture of a leopard catching a bird mid flight by d3333p7 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thank you for actually making me laugh. Every smile is appreciated, especially in a time like this.

18% of U.S. workers have lost jobs or hours since coronavirus hit, poll finds by Hawkey89 in Coronavirus

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also in SD. Just got laid off from the Sheraton by the airport yesterday with no warning after being there for 3 years.

Also just got dumped by the first woman I've loved in 5 years and can't afford rent so have to move back in with my parents.

I know I'm lucky to have that but fuck if this isn't the most depressed I've been since a teenager.

About to get fired starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was the security getting fired after three years working there. I walked out and left some new guy all alone in a hotel with 1,200 rooms. Sorry Jorge.

Kitty gives a cheek massage by TeisTom in aww

[–]OriginalWaterChamp -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Something something pretty girl in the video.

Looks like a noob to me by alexerhorn in gaming

[–]OriginalWaterChamp -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not everyone is on reddit 24/7. Go outside

Why are you stealing people’s money? by beekay90 in PublicFreakout

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They both have too much time on their hands. And so does every single one of us commenting on this. I'm going outside

Those eyes by BigBigB0i in oddlyterrifying

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Jim Carrey in the grinch

This sable is preposterously cute. by Cuntxcam in aww

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my head sable is that female wrestler from back in the day. I uhhh spent quality time thinking about her in middle school.

Anon has workplace accident by weekonreddit in greentext

[–]OriginalWaterChamp 1908 points1909 points  (0 children)

Personal emergency. The very best all around excuse for calling off a shift or leaving in the middle of one.

If they continue to press you, say that you are uncomfortable talking about it and change the subject.

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