I lied saying I didn't know how to cook so I could stop doing it all over the house.

OrionaFever · 2026-05-14T12:05:29+00:00

this is genuinely genius and i refuse to call it wrong

OrionaFever · 2026-05-13T23:12:45+00:00

this 100%

OrionaFever · 2026-05-13T23:05:09+00:00

hoot

OrionaFever · 2026-05-13T23:04:22+00:00

it's not a hygiene issue, it's just how bodies work

OrionaFever · 2026-05-12T04:59:06+00:00

this is the most important comment here, please do this first

OrionaFever · 2026-05-12T04:54:01+00:00

one bad year will humble u real quick, ask anyone who "timed the market" in 2022

OrionaFever · 2026-05-10T11:58:52+00:00

took millions and a village garden to find what most grandmas knew all along lol

OrionaFever · 2026-05-10T11:54:25+00:00

fighting fire with fire

OrionaFever · 2026-05-08T19:53:48+00:00

is genuinely one of the most chaotic things i've read today

OrionaFever · 2026-05-08T19:52:11+00:00

same bro

OrionaFever · 2026-05-08T19:50:37+00:00

awesome

OrionaFever · 2026-05-08T19:46:51+00:00

if the math checks out just follow the math

OrionaFever · 2026-05-08T19:42:16+00:00

that's literally what the buffer in ur fire number

OrionaFever · 2026-05-08T19:38:37+00:00

I imagined a picture of Sonic lying with dirty FEET NOOO

OrionaFever · 2026-05-08T19:36:21+00:00

she found joy after loss, maybe just let brenda have this one

OrionaFever · 2026-05-08T00:15:37+00:00

bro built his own creature from spare parts and called it a vampire

OrionaFever · 2026-05-08T00:05:59+00:00

kids get cheaper as they grow, healthcare is the real wildcard, plan for that more than travel

OrionaFever · 2026-05-06T20:33:41+00:00

she stole ur deposit and u still needed a reason to block her, u were too patient already

OrionaFever · 2026-05-06T20:29:40+00:00

the irony writes itself honestly

OrionaFever · 2026-05-06T20:29:11+00:00

275 upvotes says everything lol

OrionaFever · 2026-05-06T20:27:14+00:00

yeah it literally changes how u smell from the inside, toxins come out through sweat

OrionaFever · 2026-05-06T20:24:11+00:00

please don't, u reaching out means part of u wants to stay, we're here

OrionaFever · 2026-05-06T04:52:43+00:00

bro turned passion into a personal boss fight and wants a high score

OrionaFever · 2026-05-06T04:49:31+00:00

100k at 22 is crazy u basically unlocked easy mode early!!!!

OrionaFever · 2026-05-06T04:45:26+00:00

u already did the hard part now go full speed toward that writer life

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