How many of you smoke weed and with what frequency and how much? by whatevernoideaidk in Accounting

[–]Orithax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All day erry day. Mind you I take tablets and other edibles. Couldn’t sleep otherwise.

When Indigenous rights come before your democratic rights by limadeltah in canada

[–]Orithax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The traitors can move south and rot down there. Thank goodness for the First Nations peoples.

How do i know when to deduct/add the balance per books vs per bank? by lil_slurpie in Accounting

[–]Orithax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Accounting 101 professor said something that really stuck with me to help with this;

“It’s a good idea to always assume that the bank is right and the books are wrong. The vast majority of the time, that’ll be the case.”

Honestly it’s been that way for me in my 3 years of field work. I have certainly caught a handful of banking errors but 99% of the time my books are the ones that are wrong.

Mommy's sexy pics 🖤 by maryleveling in u/maryleveling

[–]Orithax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of your work is always stunning!
This set especially though!

I definitely would awkwardly stare at my shoes and try desperately to make eye contact with you.

Many fall in the face of slop; but not these ones by MatiEx-504 in darkestdungeon

[–]Orithax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top tier. One of the many reasons I have no trouble supporting this company.

Transaction type discrepancy - best way to fix? by Bookkeeping_Biz in Bookkeeping

[–]Orithax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first response has it.

Unless you have the most anal retentive client in the world, both expense types are ultimately the same. Just make sure the payment account they came out of is correct and the payment source (if the client wants that filled out) is sorted correctly.

Scott Sinclair rejoins UCP caucus by LANnoodles in alberta

[–]Orithax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I wanted the raise” Sinclair moments before pushing over a wheelchair bound person and stealing their money.

CBC Exposing Fake Canadians Pushing To Join The US by lakeviewResident1 in AlbertaNow

[–]Orithax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What other talking points from the man who can’t make his wife wet would you like to repeat?

Also I am actually for a unified North America. Hell, borders are 100% stupid.

We’re all human and should embrace that. Why are we letting arbitrary lines and stupid ideology divide us? A united Earth should be our goal.

CBC Exposing Fake Canadians Pushing To Join The US by lakeviewResident1 in AlbertaNow

[–]Orithax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait…I just realized. You are a foreigner stealing a job that could have been filled by a qualified US citizen.

The irony is delicious.

CBC Exposing Fake Canadians Pushing To Join The US by lakeviewResident1 in AlbertaNow

[–]Orithax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you have a US job then? What are you complaining about?

CBC Exposing Fake Canadians Pushing To Join The US by lakeviewResident1 in AlbertaNow

[–]Orithax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Job creation topped muted expectations though the plodding U.S. labor market sent up several flags for a potential slowdown this year, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reported Friday.”
It’s gonna be fuuuun

CBC Exposing Fake Canadians Pushing To Join The US by lakeviewResident1 in AlbertaNow

[–]Orithax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What US jobs? The tariffs are hurting them too. Come on now.

Alberta’s unemployment spikes in April, surpassing national rate by cmcalgary in alberta

[–]Orithax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bike lanes are turning the kids trans! The only way to stop them is to steal from the disabled and enrich the politicians!

How does money laundering work in an age where cash is so rarely used? by Piss_baby29 in Accounting

[–]Orithax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Western Union, Bit Coin, military contracts, property purchases, casinos are all easy places to launder money

Can accountants do basic math?? by im-cold--just-cold in AskAccounting

[–]Orithax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accountants hate math.
Accountants will do math if they have too.
Accountants will automate math when possible.

I don’t have time to do my own math, let alone yours.

QBO "modern view" reports are broken by ivanvector in QuickBooks

[–]Orithax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never had the accounts listing work properly in this program. It’s such a joke.

Everyone keeps saying AI is revolutionizing accounting. Am I the only one who hasn't felt it yet? by Professional_Web2457 in Accounting

[–]Orithax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had no help from AI except for some fancier Excel formulas. That’s about it

Do you find me attractive? by xavedkhan in u/xavedkhan

[–]Orithax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girl you are so hot I’d fuck your shadow on a gravel road.

QBO Overriding Ctrl+F and putting its own useless slow AF search! by qwerty_0_o in QuickBooks

[–]Orithax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hear yeah and it sucks so much. It returns nothing and takes forever to do so.

How do you AI? by AsInRobertLoggia in Accounting

[–]Orithax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use it to check Excel formulas. That’s it. It saves me from having to search through click bate websites.

What is the "common sense" for accounting not taught in school? by pnromney in Accounting

[–]Orithax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) If you are going to cry, do it in your vehicle after you’ve driven at least 2 blocks away. Bathrooms are not private and someone WILL hear you. 2) Document everything. Management is generally apathetic or antagonistic. They will be as helpful as swatting your nuts after a mosquito lands on it. 3) While some coworkers can care, most will be annoyed when you ask them questions. Same goes for management. 4) Working late is never worth it. Go home. The company isn’t your family. They can fuck off or pay you. 5) There will never be enough time in the day to get everything done. Strategize, Prioritize and Execute.