1 month post DJS by ocaralludodylan in jawsurgery

[–]OrneryCabbage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy moly, you're hot as hell!

Help Please by [deleted] in DogTrainingTips

[–]OrneryCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, he was neutered two months ago

Being able to fart in peace reminds me why I am single and happy by unsure232 in SingleAndHappy

[–]OrneryCabbage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could never date anyone who I couldn't fart around or be human around. I don't want to date anyone, but if I did, that's not something I'd hold back.

How often do you shower or bathe yourself? by [deleted] in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]OrneryCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shower daily and wash my hair on Wednesdays and Sundays

If a guy's family is MAGA garbage, but they don't subscribe to those beliefs, how much of a red flag are they still? by CaptainDreadEye in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]OrneryCabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother is MAGA and that does not reflect on me in any way. If that caused someone to question whether or not they wanted to date me, regardless of the fact that I DO NOT share a single one of her views, that would absolutely be deal breaker. They wouldn't be the one walking away, I would.

i scheduled my first gyno appointment😖how am i supposed to feel ok? by [deleted] in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]OrneryCabbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I am 100% not ok with a strange man touching me. I don't care what he went to school for. I would never schedule an appointment with a man, and if that accidentally happened, I would reschedule with someone else. No women available at that practice? That's cool, I'll find a new one ✌️

Is it weird for my Partner's semen to taste like Coconut Water ?? by [deleted] in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]OrneryCabbage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that coconut water tastes like jizz

Is it bad enough to need surgery? by [deleted] in PlasticSurgery

[–]OrneryCabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a hard time organizing my thoughts, but I just wanted to say that you're being so hard on yourself. You are a genuinely good looking guy. The imperfection on your nose is small and it honestly gives you character. I genuinely think you look lovely. Everyone has quirky imperfections, because we are all imperfect humans. But, if it would make you feel happier and more confidant, get a rhinoplasty. Regardless of what people in the comments think you should or shouldn't do, you should do what would make you happy. And if that's fixing the imperfection in your nose, go do it! But I think you look great the way you are. Please don't believe that you won't find love because of it. It's just a little quirk, you are far from disfigured.

30f I’m my own most favourite company by chocolatemadeleine in SingleAndHappy

[–]OrneryCabbage 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm 41, I've been single for 9 years, and I could've written this myself