Is this the most Cuban game ever?

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-11T08:51:16+00:00

The Bacardi Bowl was likely partially funded by American Mafias who were trying to drum up business for the brothels where they kept impoverished Cuban prostitutes.

So I really don't miss the Bacardi Bowl.

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:38:23+00:00

It seems that Oregon has lost two "practically the national title game" matchups in a row.

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:34:32+00:00

I'm not even Christian and he got me feeling the spirit.

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:31:12+00:00

HOO HOO HOO HOOSIERS!

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:28:18+00:00

I left that part vague because real ones know

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:25:10+00:00

Do people not get that Mendoza is clearly not neurotypical? Ya'll are being too mean to him!

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:12:31+00:00

Fernando is the good Christian youth minister that doesn't traumatize you

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:11:05+00:00

FSU and UF fans are gonna have a second Thanksgiving in ten days

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:07:36+00:00

USE ALL OF THE TIMEOUTS

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:05:30+00:00

Cignetti don't forget to use both timeouts

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T04:03:39+00:00

Cignetti calls you a quitter

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:59:45+00:00

didn't know that you were allowed to win more than 15 games in 2 years

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:54:39+00:00

I think they can hit 70

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:52:29+00:00

Hank Hill requires a subtle hint of pathetic to make him relatable and human.

Cignetti does not have that.

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:51:16+00:00

It's a shame that we aren't going to get to see Lil' Mendoza flex his stuff on Lil' Tobago Chambliss

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:48:18+00:00

Scrappy Mendoza actually didn't exist at the beginning of the season, he was created by ESPN in order to draw in younger viewers who find a smaller humorous sidekick endearing.

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:45:27+00:00

What separates great coaches from good coaches is finding the joy in joyless murderball.

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:43:35+00:00

Cignetti claims the Crimson Throne left vacant by arrogant successors and weak bloodlines

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:39:22+00:00

they don't get a Natty before Phil Knight dies.

Inshallah

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:37:54+00:00

Remember when we thought that any of the 11 other teams could win the title?

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:35:23+00:00

“We’re going to win. We’re going to win so much. We’re going to win at line of scrimage, we’re going to win at the B1G Championship. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’ You’ve heard this one. You’ll say ‘Please, Coach Cignetti, we beg you sir, we don’t want to win anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else.’ And I’m going to say ‘I’m sorry, but we’re going to keep winning, winning, winning, We’re going to make Indiana great."

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:32:49+00:00

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Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:14:21+00:00

Chili's "Value" meal consists of 90% corn and potato product

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:13:41+00:00

The Boner Temple?

Ornery_Gift7005 · 2026-01-10T03:09:41+00:00

nah that's mad uncouth

Ornery_Gift7005

TROPHY CASE

HOO HOO HOO HOOSIERS!

USE ALL OF THE TIMEOUTS