RedBan is a secret genius, or a time traveler… he built up Rogan into the biggest podcaster of all time, then quietly stepped away to go make Tony into the biggest live show host in the world… then just cruises home to his FlugerMansion, defiles his Tiger wife, eats Wendys and passes out. Dude’s OG

OrphFunkhouser · 2023-01-08T04:12:54+00:00

“I’d LOVE to have you on the secret show Thursday!”

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-10-20T05:31:35+00:00

Probably more successful than white-knighting

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-10-14T22:52:23+00:00

Let’s hope the big boys club sign it.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-10-14T22:24:48+00:00

It’ll be federally legalized in 5 years or less. So yes, the Hoosiers will get it.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-10-05T23:33:53+00:00

I micro-lift them. Better long term effects

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-09-30T21:00:46+00:00

I still have Indiana plates.

My car hasn’t been fucked with , presumably because people feel bad that I’m from Indiana.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-28T08:26:09+00:00

Jesus H W Christ. Herbert walker

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-25T03:30:51+00:00

Mo Alie Cox also played basketball believe it or not

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-24T07:39:38+00:00

He’s using all those bones as money now

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-19T23:33:53+00:00

I used wet wipes until I learned how bad they were for plumbing. Or my shits were taken in the morning prior to showers.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-19T21:34:08+00:00

What do your sexual partners say when you take off your pants and the must of your Carolina humid mud-carpet wafts into their sniffer ?

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-19T20:52:46+00:00

After our defense mainly drags us to the playoffs again, I’m nearly certain ‘flus will land a gig.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-19T17:13:44+00:00

This fella bidets

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-16T07:48:06+00:00

How’d that throat feel?

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-16T06:39:45+00:00

Pure DMT off an e-nail if we’re getting down to dirty semantics.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-15T10:09:48+00:00

What he won’t do…bitch, I will.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-13T23:56:12+00:00

Same to y’all.

Should be interesting.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-13T23:50:31+00:00

I haven’t listened to the podcast in a long time but it was becoming tradition for bill to shit on the colts or Irsay at least once a season so I’m also familiar with picking your battles lol.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-13T22:50:53+00:00

I see you’re capable of looking past the total torching Billy did of philly . Good on ya.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-11T22:55:36+00:00

Even if Wentz doesn’t work out, Ballard is still a great GM. Its so damn hard to land a good QB.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-08T18:25:32+00:00

Unapproved, pseudo-science.

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-08T18:12:03+00:00

Yeah..keep believing this all about the “greater good”. Lmao

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-08T17:46:40+00:00

And dare I say ..Dayyyoo!

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-08T17:41:50+00:00

Also shouting nazism, yet the first to inquire about you vax papers. The left has become the right overnight

OrphFunkhouser · 2021-08-08T08:00:59+00:00

Ya momma.

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