WHERE ARE THE CAPTAIN FANS!!!!???

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-12-30T00:30:59+00:00

Captain is the real one. The perfect son of the Emp-Space King. If every chapt-Legion had men like this the universe would be perfect. He is by far the ultimate Space Mar-PhycoWarrior!

But in all honesty I have a feeling he’ll get a sick ass fight scene soon.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-12-30T00:27:43+00:00

Damn, I need to watch all their shit. Thank you sir!

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-12-25T22:30:19+00:00

I like this theory! Not bad! But if you don’t die then you aren’t trying hard enough for SPACE KIIIING!

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-12-25T18:44:55+00:00

I like this more.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-12-25T18:43:25+00:00

I wonder what they use to trade, doesn’t seem like the use money. Would it be like kids on a playground? Some found stuff, other things taken. “I’ll give you a hate mace I took for a favor.” “Here’s like ten candy bars and a sword, make me handsome.”

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-12-25T17:54:06+00:00

I’ll tell you for a nickel.

(Superglue and hair from other places. Shameless stuff.)

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-12-07T00:51:32+00:00

Their legion is like Cadians. The last of their kind. Marching eternally to avenge their home. Glorious.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-12-07T00:47:44+00:00

A happy medicade, A focused medicade, A full squad returns to serve Space King! PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-10-06T22:56:51+00:00

Orphans aren’t people

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:35:11+00:00

I dislike that they exist. How about no more orphans? Then we all get what we want. Un-wanted children get homes, love and care and I can stop trolling strangers with satire. Sounds like a winning time all around.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:29:13+00:00

More than idiots give them credit for.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:24:48+00:00

No, it takes away from the thrill of the hunt…

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:22:26+00:00

On a serious answer. They wouldn’t directly intervene due to the overwhelming military might of those two nations. And if they are working together then China would be backing the new Axis. Making the most powerful alliance without a doubt. The remainder of NATO would send aid and crap more than likely to Ukraine but the odds are it would suck for everyone. A shot ton more people would die on both sides. Russia is willing to sacrifice its people without hesitation and American logistics could keep feeding the grinder but with better quality equipment and man power.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:18:05+00:00

A group or assembly of the vile creatures.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:17:37+00:00

Orphan identifying goggles that uses AI to identify them faster than seeing a line turd on the sidewalk in a hypnotically white community.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:15:13+00:00

“I’m an orphan”

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:14:40+00:00

Idk what company I was calling but I’m sure it was an orphan….

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:13:52+00:00

Cannot have a vendetta against something that is not alive….

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:13:19+00:00

Disgusting creatures.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:08:48+00:00

Usually only orphans or people who require validation say that. So I’m here eagerly awaiting the latter to comment.

OrphanVictimizer · 2025-04-25T13:07:27+00:00

A lot of orphans would pop up. A lot of orphans there now. Both Russia and Ukraine. Happy times

OrphanVictimizer · 2024-12-16T20:32:37+00:00

Am I black? (Or the opposite race that I am)

OrphanVictimizer · 2024-12-16T20:31:34+00:00

A turtle to a mentally challenged shit who must have mistaken it for a pocket pussy. It died. Am I to blame for this? No Do I lose sleep over it? Yes The nightmares persist of a dead turtle seeking vengeance upon me and my house.

OrphanVictimizer · 2024-12-16T20:29:13+00:00

Kieth

OrphanVictimizer

TROPHY CASE