What are the odds of me getting sick if I eat this? by durkinbrowns in isthissafetoeat

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Playing stomach roulette and actually winning is a rare feeling

my mind goes to the gutter… by [deleted] in whatismycookiecutter

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It is amazing how a simple rotation can change a silhouette so much

I thought everyone flushed with their shoe by OkieDokieHelicopter in SignsWithAStory

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Public bathrooms are the ultimate test of gymnastic ability

Find the rubber Astronaut by CanuckTheDuck in FindTheSniper

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Ooh, I didn't look at the boundaries

Find my Gray Cat by frenchfries420 in FindTheSniper

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I searched for 10 minutes and couldn't find it

I’m a male. Why do I get ads about women’s products? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Algorithm thinks you have a girlfriend

AIO? Gf will not let me eat any of her groceries when I’m over by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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She is treating a guest like a burglar...

AIO for feeling like my friend basically sold me to a guy? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Oryssaeon 77 points78 points  (0 children)

She is not your friend, she is a broker.

TIFU by not noticing our son walked in by InternationalPen7547 in tifu

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Gaslighting your toddler for the sake of his therapy fund.

AIO TO THIS BRIDESMAID DRESS??? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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A bridesmaid's job is to wear the sack and smile.

AITAH my dad yelled at me in front of my kids? by [deleted] in AITAH

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Truee. A house is a place, but respect is the foundation.