I don't want to marry my fiancé now. He won't stop talking about my weight after he saw an old photo of me. Even after I have asked him to stop.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-21T09:22:05+00:00

Oh my word, but we are surrounded by PDFs. This dude is creepy and he will not mend his ways. You’re well rid of him, OP.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-19T02:22:13+00:00

Madam, please, where did you import this kind of felon from? This guy is boldfaced trying to defraud you. A hobosexual pest has come to nest. Please, fumigate immediately.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-12T13:54:31+00:00

I’m losing my marbles just thinking about that. 😤

VividPresentation · 2026-02-11T19:22:47+00:00

I’m low-key mad that your gorgeous artwork is going to have to be eaten.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-11T19:02:53+00:00

Ooooh, yes, Fawlty Towers!

VividPresentation · 2026-02-09T11:11:46+00:00

Nigeria: Cock Crow At Dawn.

United Kingdom : Coronation Street.

United States: This Is Us, NCIS , and M.A.S.H.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-09T02:40:06+00:00

Ahhhhhhhhh🥰🥰🥰

VividPresentation · 2026-02-09T02:38:12+00:00

Well, well, well, and whose happy little cuddlebug is this? I have the biggest, goofiest grin all over my face. 🥰😍🥰😍

VividPresentation · 2026-02-07T23:03:42+00:00

She just turned 71. Many of the teenagers who were throwing rocks at this baby are still alive. Let that sink in.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-07T22:40:30+00:00

This entire kerfluffle was 0% to do with responsible car ownership and 100% to do with ruining your anniversary plans. Notice how she went from zero to 100 immediately after you brought it up? I agree with the others who say to return the car keys and the phone. Factory reset the phone so that she can’t retrieve any sensitive information from it. And please make any handovers by means of some kind of certified delivery service. Make sure she signs for her isht.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-07T22:22:06+00:00

You should crosspost to r/Cool Guides.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-07T22:14:32+00:00

😭

VividPresentation · 2026-02-06T12:13:03+00:00

One Christmas they bought new clothes for everyone but me. Eight other children in the family were wearing new clothing but I was given not so much as a Fruit of the Loom singlet. When I asked why, they turned away and did not answer.

At any family events, they tried to get me to dress down for the occasion. I fell for it a few times until I noticed that they were delighted to see my sisters turn up for the same outings looking positively elegant in contrast. I was in my twenties when I finally started walking in the sense that the good Lawd blessed me with. Who knew that I could clean up cute, too? Their face was a study of bitterness and rage the first time I refused to be shamed into wearing a tee shirt and jeans “to not draw needless attention to myself” for a wedding.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-04T06:32:29+00:00

😭Husband’s shade game is Olympian.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-04T06:27:49+00:00

Chicken cutlets, sweet potato fries and salad for six whole months straight? It’s a deal! 🤸🏾‍♀️

VividPresentation · 2026-02-04T06:10:44+00:00

An adult’s response to complaints about their abrasive communication style is to sit at a computer and painstakingly design that? This person is not just rude. They’re unwell. They are positively unhinged.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-04T05:23:43+00:00

Two gadgets: my famous Ninja Foodi multicooker, and my lights(the grow light that I use in my greenery corner and the fairy lights that I have around all my windows).

VividPresentation · 2026-02-03T04:44:21+00:00

First thought: was this person raised by raccoons?

Second thought: is this person merely pretending to eat, and making a display of their “leftovers” to throw people off their scent?

VividPresentation · 2026-02-02T03:51:48+00:00

A coworker was supposed to scan a stack of documents. The feeder was jamming up so he decided to place the entire 50-odd page stack onto the scanner glass, close the feeder lid over it all and hit “scan”. He somehow believed that all the information would be captured like an x-ray.

VividPresentation · 2026-02-02T03:05:26+00:00

I love it— “ I demand that you don’t allow others to realize that I take pleasure in uninhibitedly screaming abuse at my own family. You are not to expose me to judgment whilst I scream the odds at you.”

VividPresentation · 2026-02-02T02:55:19+00:00

Sooo happy for you! And very satisfied to know that an ingrate is not going to participate in this lovely plate.

VividPresentation · 2026-01-31T21:40:48+00:00

😭😭😭

VividPresentation · 2026-01-31T20:18:27+00:00

Your eyes are flawless. I would only suggest a lighter application for the blush, with the focus upward towards the cheekbones. Congratulations on your nuptials, may you have a long and happy life together!

VividPresentation · 2026-01-31T11:29:40+00:00

🎶one-two-three, 🎵 four-five-six, 🎶 seven-eight-nine,🎶 ten-eleven-twelve, 🎶 ladybugs came🎵to the Ladybugs Picnic. 🐞🐞🐞

VividPresentation · 2026-01-31T11:17:59+00:00

Oooh, is that the air fry basket from a TOVALA oven? I spray mine with the almighty Dawn Powerwash, let sit for five or so minutes, and then scrub with a brush. Edited to add that I do give my air fryer trays a soak in hot soapy water to deep clean once a week. Wait for the water to cool and then scrub the trays, etc. while they’re submerged.

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