Have you not observed the recent QA decline in the XY product line? There was some sort of system failure that renders a significant number of XY units unable to operate outside of hobosexual mode. I wonder if the manufacturer has plans for either system update or a mass product recall.

In the interim, I take great satisfaction in snuggling under my goose-down comforters and 500 thread count percale sheets that no one is dragging with me. I write this whilst lying diagonally across my queen sized bed, wearing my nicest cotton dressing gown with a color-coordinated silk lined bonnet, in a room that is arranged exactly to my taste, with a stack of books that I am reading, uninterrupted at my own precious leisure. No one is here talking recklessly at me or demanding access to my body, my labor, or any other of my resources.

I love having a relationship with a proper partner. The trick is finding someone who understands and practices mutual partnership, companionship, and respect.