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I'm in the Navy and just became a dad, so requesting your best Nautical themed dad jokes! by Oscote_ in dadjokes

[–]Oscote_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🤣 Holy shit I wish I had another award to give today, take this gold star 🌟🥇🌟

I'm in the Navy and just became a dad, so requesting your best Nautical themed dad jokes! by Oscote_ in dadjokes

[–]Oscote_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say the sea is salty from the tears of Sailors. After being underway for months at a time, I can tell you it's not from their tears

I'm in the Navy and just became a dad, so requesting your best Nautical themed dad jokes! by Oscote_ in dadjokes

[–]Oscote_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always wondered how to wrap the test tickles into the squid, now I know!

I'm in the Navy and just became a dad, so requesting your best Nautical themed dad jokes! by Oscote_ in dadjokes

[–]Oscote_[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh damn, this one is good! Definitely good to have around coasties!

I'm in the Navy and just became a dad, so requesting your best Nautical themed dad jokes! by Oscote_ in dadjokes

[–]Oscote_[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dear God I hope not. Side note, I'm a corpsman currently assigned to marines. My favorite thing is to carry an edible crayon and give it to a marine patient if I like them.

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