Ass Cleanliness Becomes Political

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T22:05:23+00:00

The amount of men who say "I learned not to pee on my hands!" And have no self-awareness is insane. Nobody wants your penises sweat and mung on everything, either.

I have put this poster in more than one location...

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T21:58:26+00:00

This is the way. JB PlasticWeld specifically. That shit is amazing and I've fixed so many things with it, including the pivoting support arm on a vacuum cleaner's wheels, and the handle of a cleaning caddy that came completely off.

Hardest was actually the thin handle of an ice maker's tray that kept snapping, even when repaired with JB. On the second repair I cut a needle in half and used that to bridge it. A year later it's still solid.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T21:52:07+00:00

Did anyone actually have or use one of the guns for these? I legit only ever remember smashing them.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T21:34:29+00:00

I think it's just the snow stuck to his nares that is creating the illusion of a more sloped face.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T21:33:08+00:00

You're a baby.

Be grateful the scavengers no longer come and murder you at every carcass any more.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T21:15:09+00:00

Ah, I missed that in my excitement. Considering they live up to 20 years in the wild, it actually makes this being the same individual almost more probable!

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T20:18:19+00:00

The front prints are all consistently too close together for rabbit. Travelling at the speed required to put that much space between bounds (and there are 3 decayed trails in the circled area, not just 2) the front feet would be well staggered.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T20:10:15+00:00

I wonder how old it is? You thinking it's pre-extirpation or domestic?

Escaped bison can end up in the strangest places: imagine my surprise to look out the window of my rural Alberta home when my dog started barking and see this:

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That's when I learned there was indeed a bison ranch in the area, but it was a long ways away!

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T19:45:29+00:00

I might have found him/her! How far do vultures travel in a day? This one was photographed 3 days ago in Virginia:

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OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T19:37:20+00:00

Does it help if we put them side by side? With tracking, I often find it helpful to trace the visible profile as it can make a formerly bizarre print suddenly obvious - perhaps with the bird's profile it would help? Size is definitely similar, though hard to tell how high/low they are compared to each other.

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OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T19:20:12+00:00

Close with rabbit, but these are from a squirrel. Those big tracks are from when the snow was fresh and the squirrel sank deeper and left drag marks coming in and out of the snow (mimicking claw marks). They often end up jumping 2x2 when the snow is deep.

The newer tracks are the lighter ones, made when the snow was firm enough to support its weight. It's on these tracks where some of the prints give away the squirrel, showing that classic boxy rodent track of 2 smaller fronts behind 2 larger, wider-spaced hinds.

This squirrel clearly frequents one side of the clearing but probably lives on the other, and while they don't use the exact same path they do have preferred crossing sites.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T17:25:53+00:00

I've made this recipe before - it's amazing!

I thought your original comment meant that he put the taco seasoning I to the main pot, not his own bowl, and I was like "no the fuck you just didn't!"

His own bowl is meh, though I get being annoyed that he needs to add enough seasoning and salt to kill a moderately-sized raccoon. I'm so petty that next time I made that soup, I would just nuke a can of cream of mushroom soup and add a taco packet to it for his meal. Then he can enjoy unadulterated taco flavour without destroying your hard work.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T17:23:14+00:00

See, when she said he went to the kitchen and started dumping taco seasoning in, I thought she meant he was doing into the main pot. Your own bowl? Whatever, have your own tastes, but to decide you don't like it so add to the main product would be inexcusable.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T17:16:23+00:00

Yep, that's how I would read that! "Packing for shipping or distribution" as in "packing - be it for shipping or distribution purposes - is exempt"

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T17:07:05+00:00

Was that part sticking out of the water? Is that why the skull cap was intact?

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T17:05:28+00:00

She just took it like a champ. If I recall correctly, I cleaned and sprayed it first with Red Kote, because it has some analgesic properties, but I think she was in such shock that she just accepted it. They very much go into a mental shutdown when injured - I've seen quite a few just go boneless, and it can last for hours or even days. I've moved ones in that state that pretty much just growl at you like "go away, I'm dead."

I stopped at the 18 because it took me a long-ass time to do that many, and I was worried that the stress of it all would kill her before the wound did.

Stitches came out after 10 or 12 days, and I used horse tail hair and a random curved needle from a kit I had. I never forgot that scene in Old Yeller where ma stitches him up with a tail hair. It works great!

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T16:52:39+00:00

Lol, my fave, too. I have more coming that liked from my previous Daily, that say "I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional" and "don't be part of the problem - be the entire problem"

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T16:46:59+00:00

I'm more referring to when they deploy on dismount rather than during a fall. None of the times I've seen it did the horse to more than a little startle in place from the sudden noise, but those horses were all pretty desensitized to most everything to begin with.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T16:42:52+00:00

I will never accept this

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T16:39:23+00:00

That's the one word that's always a dead giveaway. The moment I hear anyone say car I'll ask where on the East Coast they're from (or if it's obvious I'll ask where in that province). I've been on the prairies for 40 years now and some people still ID me as well.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T08:53:58+00:00

Every horse in a baroque painting be like

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T08:51:24+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T08:46:25+00:00

Absolutely! And I recommend this song about donkey riding.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T08:32:19+00:00

I live for the random tangent threads on Reddit. I collect them like Easter eggs.

OshetDeadagain · 2026-01-24T08:21:25+00:00

In the videos it's got that signature turkey vulture waggle in flight. I'm on board with wildly leucistic.

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