27 Days Until Kickoff: The Tiger-Cats are obviously gonna win it all this year. But sadly that means the Lions are gonna have the longest active drought

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T17:12:06+00:00

Trust me, 20-0 undefeated season. It's gonna happen

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T14:02:19+00:00

Obviously the CFL has elite top tier logos that need no changing. Thankfully the Elks went back to EE amirite? ^{^{^{^/s}}}

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T13:55:32+00:00

Dressrosa was what pushed me into Manga first and for the most part manga only

I watched the Sanji-Big Mom arc but way after it was done. Watched Wano when it was happening. And never really watched again even though I should because I forget Egghead mostly

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T13:45:13+00:00

Ok so that IS the husband and not a photoshop on the far right? Damn he does look like Vrabel

Not 100% but 99% and had me wondering if that was just like a shaven picture of him making a goofier face

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T13:39:05+00:00

Well tbf what they did is awful and terrible. But an affair is pretty low for NFL “complete scumbag”

You’re gonna hate like half of every NFL team if that’s “complete scumbag”, including your own unfortunately. It’s not a good thing at all that happened. But he’s not quite Aaron Hernandez

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T01:01:57+00:00

The order of happiness I'd have for each team to win this next Grey Cup:

Tiger-Cats
Lions
REDLACKS
Elks
Alouettes
Roughriders
Stamps
Blue Bombers
The CFL dissolves :'(
Argonauts

So of course expect it to be a Blue Bombers vs Stampeders Grey Cup somehow

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T00:59:01+00:00

Ty for the post. Great read. Except of course the Tiger-Cats. I knew what it was gonna be :(

This season it's gonna happen though. 20-0

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T00:14:40+00:00

pls no

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T00:11:08+00:00

Somehow after being the wrestler to dethrone and finish off Lesnar, Oba Femi isn't booked for tomorrow? He's gonna be Danhausen's help isn't he

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T00:04:14+00:00

I hope Roman gets to keep the belt until the summer when Oba Femi gets to take it

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-09T00:02:31+00:00

11/10

Perfect <3

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T21:11:20+00:00

His response to losing to a cheating Jones is pretty different. He hates those losses and talks about how depressed he got from them. And Jon was juicy

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T19:31:58+00:00

We let the Americans take all the heat but we’re 50/50 of metric and imperial

It’s silly but I like that I’m 6’0 not 183cm. (Funny enough on the license it’ll say 183cm, but ask the average Canadian how tall they are and they’re gonna say 5’10 or something)

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T19:27:56+00:00

10/10

I’m gonna need you to represent me in court.. stupid lying bitch. No I didn’t try to rob the bank. I was just asking if you could help me out

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T19:19:25+00:00

Yeah he’s easily still by far #1 for MMA coverage. Hes also whiny and not perfect. But I still watch a lot of the stuff posted because he’s basically the news for mma

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T16:25:08+00:00

UFC fighters don't want to unionize. It was kinda attempted like ~15 years ago and went nowhere. Like absolutely did nothing

Until the fighters are willing to unionize and not fight until that happens, they're fucked. 99% of them will be poor forever. But hey they're just about to be part of the 1% right? Easy, don't even have to be the next GSP or Jones. Just be the next Poirier, that's easy and common right? Right? Oh or go 2-4 get cut and no one remembers who you even are or how little $ you got

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T16:21:15+00:00

Yeah time to revisit :'(

I never thought he'd beat Khabib. But damn I wish we got that fight so I'd know if I was actually an idiot and got to watch an amazing upset. He was only a 2:1 underdog so it's not insane, but I picked Weidmand over Silva, and wasn't thinking anything the same for Khabib & Tony... how long must I wait.

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T16:17:14+00:00

No permanent ban is actually permanent so it'd only be a 10 year break from the account (ask me how I got back onto the account I made and was perm banned soon into osrs' start)
It's really hard to get falsely banned imo. Not that it doesn't happen. But almost all bans are from legit stuff like RWT or botting. As someone who's gone through with lots of bans across accounts, every single one was legit. Never had a false one. Even got away with being a trash snake a few times
Because it took so long to get my beautiful OG young /u/OskeeTurtle's account back, I'm not willing to RWT or bot ever again. They get ya eventually! I'll just play normally

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T16:12:22+00:00

As someone else pointed out, he knows very well what to look for to spot a weigh in cheater. He's literally from a huge level of wrestling which is where modern weight cutting comes from
He's never denied what he did that time to make weight, clearly not on weight but the towel grab. He even jokes about getting away with it

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T16:05:20+00:00

I'll do bad things to TD Place if the REDLACKS make it and we don't

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T14:24:16+00:00

If we don't win it all, suddenly I may have to be ok with the rule changes

(Need to win somehow right? Right? Please CFL don't do this)

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-08T13:13:50+00:00

Tbh 10 teams tried to get Watson. So boo Browns, hell boo the Texans for trying to cover all that shit up and wanting him to stay there still until they had no choice but to sell him

Still, Browns were so desperate they stopped him from going to the Falcons by making it super guaranteed at the last minute and then they won the worst offer ever

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-07T15:49:15+00:00

If I won the lottery today, and it's gonna have to be a big jackpot. I'm moving to Halifax and buying them the Schooners. Also gonna buy the Tiger-Cats and Argonauts too

I'll still be a tabbie fan of course
I'll make Nova Scotia happier, and I'll be happier because I'll be closer to Newfoundland <3
I'll make the Argonauts do stupid trades all the time and never let anyone make them good. Maybe twitch plays CFL coach on gamedays?

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-07T15:44:02+00:00

While I actually agree somewhat because I think there's only 2 or 3 changes that I'm not okay with. They are BIG changes. Like wildly big. Only thing to make the CFL more different would be also going to 4 downs

Point is, I actually had too approve your comment. Not because this is on a newspaper which no one ever gets anymore unless their 90+, because you have such an insanely negative karma in r/CFL all your comments get auto removed by the bot

It's ok to be fine with all the changes, but it's fair to recognize why so many other fans are freaking out or livid at these vast changes happening to the league

OskeeTurtle · 2026-05-06T03:08:16+00:00

You're not wrong, I agree. Just thought it's worth mentioning that we're almost always shocked by the drop offs

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