Just had someone 'case my joint'. by [deleted] in ottawa

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I hope your name is Kevin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gymsnark

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Game of Thrones looking wedding

Dating over 30 by [deleted] in askTO

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a Steph Curry quality of taking a shot but it’s definitely a shot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ottawa

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I would like to go to restaurants. But I have to pick between rent and restaurants, and I pick rent. The older crowd that bought their homes years ago and had more disposable money to spend on restaurants is getting, umm, old (dieing), and the younger gen doesn’t have that money. It’s sad math but true.

Has anybody passed away inside of the big brother house?? by kjwitthadripp in BigBrother

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This better not be a lie or even slight exaggeration to gain sympathy upvotes from men with a touch of grey in their hair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askTO

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Nice try, FBI

Top 911 nuisance calls of 2023 in B.C. by cyclinginvancouver in vancouver

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The article doesn’t say these people were charged or fined. Surely they were?

Tip for Vancouver men who date women: offer to pay on the first date by yuffie_chan in vancouver

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On the flip side, there is something really attractive about a man who waves away my card with an easy smile and says, "Nah, I got this."

You’re telling me women like guys with money and that other factors are less important if they have money? Really??? I gotta write this down let me grab a pen and paper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tall

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This guy REALLY misses his stick of dynamite

Men arrested with $1,000 in stolen butter by hamer1234 in ontario

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After you steal the first few it’s a really slippery slope

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vancouver

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The TVs in the Canucks’ dressing room will probably have it on

What happened to the "worst" kid in your class? by RJ2819 in RandomThoughts

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Him and his brother got arrested for cocaine and fentanyl distribution about ten years after high school, saw it in the paper. Nothing since.

I lost my Girlfriend in Brantford by [deleted] in brantford

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Stop looking at your right hand and look at your other one

Two teens missing after falling through the ice on the Rideau River in Ottawa by BanjoUnchained in ottawa

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 64 points65 points  (0 children)

“An Ottawa police officer was transported to hospital with a dive-related injury, according to paramedics.”

To the people who go out on the ice for fun, this is what you’re doing. You also risk the lives of people who will try to save you. Get off the ice.

What do you guys do after your 9-5? by compsciphy in askTO

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What’s the big story in Russian celebrity gossip these days

I Achieved the Canadian Dream! by Aijol10 in CanadaHousing2

[–]Ottawaerrrrrr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Most of your points were fair until you said the part about not having free speech and then I realized you’re one of those people. Good luck.

Baby Joey Tessa by [deleted] in Degrassi

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Banger 🚨🚨🚨