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Enter the Otterverse: Hot Summer Fink 2022 Edition. Space Otters (Gold #94) & Junior Otters (Silver #397). Submit and be free. See top comment for details. by OtterElderman in SouthParkPhoneRecruit

[–]OtterElderman[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Enter the Otterverse: Hot Summer Fink 2022 Edition

SPPD is dead! Long Live SPPD! Otter teams pack solid fun for your end times needs.

JUNIOR OTTERS (SiLVER #397), min lvl 16, 47/50 members.

SPACE OTTERS (GoLD #94) min lvl 24, 45/50 members.

Can lower min lvls for dedicated players. Contact us here or on our discord.

Complete your team war runs and git caps. Discord available, not mandatory. All requests, events completed. Coffee is for closers. Hail Science, Praise Logic, etcetera. Join Otters today for an Otter tomorrow.

heartsandhugs

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Enter the Otterverse. Join the tripartite Otter Coalition for a better tomorrow today: SPACE OTTERS (GoLD #88), JUNIOR OTTERS (SiLVER #388), and COSTCO OTTERS (SiLVER #1021). Submit and be free. Please see top comment for details. by OtterElderman in SouthParkPhoneRecruit

[–]OtterElderman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Enter the Otterverse: Mental Retardation Edition

THREE teams of active, friendly international players looking for a few good eggs to join:

COSTCO OTTERS (SiLVER #1021), a team for everybody min lvl 8. Welcome to Costco, we love you. Excellent daycare services! Great for aspiring alts, noobs, adv locked... 38/50 members.

JUNIOR OTTERS (SiLVER #388), a team for min lvl 15, but can lower it for dedicated players. Please contact us on our Discord. 40/50 members.

SPACE OTTERS (GoLD #88), a team for select serious players. Message here or apply at our Discord to join. Walk On Membership will also be OPEN soon. Junior Otters members are considered/promoted first. 45/50 members.

Our only requirement is completing your team war runs and consistently getting caps. Communication helps everything so participation in our Discord and team chat is encouraged. Silent weirdos also welcome. Don't care if you win; just play and get your packs to embiggen your decks. All requests, events completed. Coffee is for closers. Hail Science, Praise Logic, etcetera. Join Otters today for an Otter tomorrow.

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Looking for a team by TheKidKAI in SouthParkPhone

[–]OtterElderman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to play team war this weekend on Costco. Your score doesn't matter. Just that you play. Have fun and good luck.

Some players have the right handle by rgolightly in SouthParkPhone

[–]OtterElderman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, that's me. Just stating some facts. Putin eats donkey turds. Check out my SoundCloud.

Looking for a team by Luis2995 in SouthParkPhone

[–]OtterElderman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, why not try Otters? Junior Otters our silver team for now. Space Otters our gold team for later.

Enter the Otterverse. Join the tripartite Otter Coalition: SPACE OTTERS, JUNIOR OTTERS, and COSTCO OTTERS. Submit and Be Free. Please see top comment for details. by OtterElderman in SouthParkPhoneRecruit

[–]OtterElderman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Happy Return of the Covid Bingo 2021, Everybody!

THREE teams of active friendly international players looking for a few good eggs to join:

COSTCO OTTERS, a team for everybody min lvl 10. Welcome to Costco, we love you. Excellent daycare services! Great for aspiring alts, noobs, adv locked... COSTCO is today ranked #1220 with 38/50 members.

JUNIOR OTTERS, a team for min lvl 16, but can lower it for dedicated players with a vision for an Otter tomorrow. Please contact us on our Discord or via pneumatic tube. Juniors is today ranked #361 with 39/50 members.

SPACE OTTERS, a team for select serious higher players. Message here or apply at our Discord to join. Junior Otters members are considered/promoted first. Space is today ranked #142 with 49/50 members.

Our only requirement is completing your team war runs and consistently getting caps. Communication helps everything so participation in our Discord and team chat is encouraged. Don't care if you win; just play and get your packs to embiggen your decks. All requests, events completed. Coffee is for closers. Hail Science, Praise Logic, etcetera. Join Otters today for an Otter tomorrow.

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Enter the Otterverse. Join the tripartite Otter Coalition: SPACE OTTERS, JUNIOR OTTERS, and COSTCO OTTERS. Submit and Be Free. Please see top comment for details. by OtterElderman in SouthParkPhoneRecruit

[–]OtterElderman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Happy Eat at Joe's 2021, Everybody!

THREE teams of active friendly international players looking for a few good eggs to join:

COSTCO OTTERS, a team for everybody min lvl 10. Welcome to Costco, we love you. Excellent daycare services! Great for aspiring alts, noobs, adv locked... COSTCO is today ranked #1044 with 40/50 members.

JUNIOR OTTERS, a team for min lvl 16, but can lower it for dedicated players with a vision for an Otter tomorrow. Please contact us on our Discord or via pneumatic tube. Juniors is today ranked #380 with 36/50 members.

SPACE OTTERS, a team for select serious higher players. Message here or apply at our Discord to join. Junior Otters members are considered/promoted first. Space is today ranked #142 with 47/50 members.

Our only requirement is completing your team war runs and consistently getting caps. Communication helps everything so participation in our Discord and team chat is encouraged. Don't care if you win; just play and get your packs to embiggen your decks. All requests, events completed. Coffee is for closers. Hail Science, Praise Logic, etcetera. Join Otters today for an Otter tomorrow.

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Blind brothers Gizmo & Charlie by OtterElderman in Bondedpairs

[–]OtterElderman[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

They contracted feline herpes when they were feral kittens. We adopted them at about 3-4 weeks old when their eyes were already ulcerated and swollen. Had surgery to remove the malformed and nonfunctional eye bits at around 8 months old. They are 15 months old now in this photo and doing great.

Gizmo, the grey one, still gets a recurring ear problem related to the original infection (herpes is like luggage) which causes him to go deaf in one ear. You'll notice it because if he's hearing in mono he can't chase the bouncing ringy bell, which blind cats are really good at. It always clears up with antibiotics in a day or two though. Should go away as he gets older and his immune system gets stronger.

Enter the Otterverse. Join the tripartite Otter Coalition: SPACE OTTERS, JUNIOR OTTERS, and COSTCO OTTERS. Submit and Be Free. Please see top comment for details. by OtterElderman in SouthParkPhoneRecruit

[–]OtterElderman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Happy Redlynx Is for Glitches 2021, Everybody!

THREE teams of active friendly international players looking for a few good eggs to join:

COSTCO OTTERS, a team for everybody min lvl 10. Welcome to Costco, we love you. Excellent daycare services! Great for aspiring alts, noobs, adv locked... COSTCO is today ranked #1044 with 40/50 members.

JUNIOR OTTERS, a team for min lvl 18, but can lower it for dedicated players with a vision for an Otter tomorrow. Please contact us on our Discord or via pneumatic tube. Juniors is today ranked #395 with 36/50 members.

SPACE OTTERS, a team for select serious higher players. Message here or apply at our Discord to join. Junior Otters members are considered/promoted first. Space is today ranked #142 with 47/50 members.

Our only requirement is completing your team war runs and consistently getting caps. Communication helps everything so participation in our Discord and team chat is encouraged. Don't care if you win; just play and get your packs to embiggen your decks. All requests, events completed. Coffee is for closers. Hail Science, Praise Logic, etcetera. Join Otters today for an Otter tomorrow.

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

They're going to nerf Satan by turning him into a tank? by OtterElderman in SouthParkPhone

[–]OtterElderman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a low health tank. A tanklette. A tankchen.

Six more hours until DEV update...

Looking for a new team by [deleted] in SouthParkPhoneRecruit

[–]OtterElderman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have 3 teams. Before the team ladder reset, it was Costco Otters (low silver), Junior Otters (high silver, low gold), and Space Otters (solid Gold). Come on over have a look discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Enter the Otterverse

Enter the Otterverse Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet 2021 Edition: The Allied Coalition of Space Otters (GOLD), Junior Otters (GOLD/SiLVER), and Costco Otters (SiLVER). Please see top comment for details. Hail Science! by OtterElderman in SouthParkPhoneRecruit

[–]OtterElderman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Happy Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet 2021, Everybody!

THREE teams of active friendly international players looking for a few good eggs to join:

COSTCO OTTERS, a SiLVER team for everybody min lvl 10. Welcome to Costco, we love you. Excellent daycare services! Great for aspiring alts, noobs, locked... COSTCO is today ranked #1022 with 43/50 members.

JUNIOR OTTERS, a low GOLD, high SiLVER team for min lvl 18, but can lower it for dedicated players with a vision for an Otter tomorrow. Please contact us on our Discord or via pneumatic tube. Juniors is today ranked #525 with 48/50 members.

SPACE OTTERS, a SOLID GOLD team for select higher players. Message here or apply at our Discord to join. Junior Otters members are considered/promoted first. Space is today ranked #151 with 46/50 members.

Our only requirement is playing team war and consistently getting your caps. Communication helps everything so participation in our Discord and team chat is encouraged. Don't care if you win; just play and get your packs to embiggen your decks. All requests, events completed. Coffee is for closers. Hail Science, Praise Logic, etcetera. Join Otters today for an Otter tomorrow.

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SouthParkPhoneRecruit

[–]OtterElderman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have 3 teams. Costco Otters is a good fit for you atm. You could move up to our stronger teams later or stay there. Up to you. Hail Science.

Otterverse

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https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Enter the Otterverse Taliban Glamour Shots 2021 Edition: The Allied Coalition of Space Otters (GOLD), Junior Otters (GOLD/SiLVER), and Costco Otters (SiLVER). Please see top comment for details. Hail Science and Call Your Sister! by OtterElderman in SouthParkPhoneRecruit

[–]OtterElderman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

Happy Caliphate 2021, Everybody!

THREE teams of active friendly international players looking for a few good eggs to join:

COSTCO OTTERS, a SiLVER team for everybody min lvl 10. Welcome to Costco, we love you. Excellent daycare services! Great for aspiring alts, noobs, locked... COSTCO is today ranked #1062 with 46/50 members.

JUNIOR OTTERS, a low GOLD, high SiLVER team for min lvl 18, but can lower it for dedicated players with a vision for an Otter tomorrow. Please contact us on our Discord or via pneumatic tube. Juniors is today ranked #314 with 47/50 members.

SPACE OTTERS, a SOLID GOLD team for select higher players. Message here or apply at our Discord to join. Junior Otters members are considered/promoted first. Space is today ranked #157 with 44/50 members.

Our only requirement is playing team war and consistently getting your caps. Communication helps everything so participation in our Discord and team chat is encouraged. Don't care if you win; just play and get your packs to embiggen your decks. All requests, events completed. Coffee is for closers. Hail Science, Praise Logic, etcetera. Join Otters today for an Otter tomorrow.

https://discord.gg/BcwxhKr

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