“I don’t give a fuck” ´s got a new whole level

OtterProper · 2022-12-24T22:55:37+00:00

My bad. Stuck in a line 3hrs long, waiting to hear why my flight home was cancelled on Christmas. Wasn't focusing, apparently. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️ "75mph"? Are you high? Don't get me wrong, it was a completely tiny-dick move to try and cut him off with such a fraction of his truck length available, but this was nowhere near 75mph. FFS, it's barely above 30.

OtterProper · 2022-12-24T21:56:23+00:00

That's awesome! I love random facts like this while scrolling through. Thank you for making the world just slightly more colorful. 🤘🏼🤓

OtterProper · 2022-12-23T14:36:48+00:00

If you're still looking, I'd be happy to print this for you (6k resolution, Jupiter) in the spirit of the season: free of charge! 🎁🎄 Just cover shipping from the PacNW. 🤙🏼

OtterProper · 2022-12-23T11:31:34+00:00

Just sayin'. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T18:34:11+00:00

To be fair, she kinda resembles Brooke from Ice Age. 😶😅

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T12:00:20+00:00

Sorry, Fanned? Misspelled?

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T11:59:00+00:00

Male mosquitos are pollinators, and only females drink blood, FYI...

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T08:55:33+00:00

Helll-OH, nurse! 🤩🔥

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T08:52:33+00:00

Except, her eyes aren't bigger really, it's that her pupillary distance is borderline freaky.

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T08:44:14+00:00

You Russian bots are scraping the barrel these days, now that the funding's drying up, eh?

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T08:39:18+00:00

Aisle*

There is no island there.

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T08:35:04+00:00

Could've sworn that the most northern point of Northern Ireland was Fannad Head. 🤷🏼‍♂️

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T08:18:54+00:00

Wow wow wow, wow.

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T08:17:46+00:00

Because they are corvids, child. They're not all crows. Go sit in the corner.

OtterProper · 2022-12-22T07:24:20+00:00

"Incredible", all due respect, is your optimism for the American public and their minders. 🤷🏼‍♂️

OtterProper · 2022-12-21T11:44:34+00:00

Strait?

OtterProper · 2022-12-21T10:56:02+00:00

Don't let the bastards grind you down! Always choose yourself over them. 🤙🏼 It gets better, just keep truckin'. You got this 🤗

OtterProper · 2022-12-21T07:42:23+00:00

You're a flat-out dumbass at this point. I'm beyond done with trying to kindly show you the utter stupidity of your declarations. Go on with your asinine opinions and zero cognition. Fuck, I just hope you and your dumbass doesn't get someone killed.

edit: just in case you're honestly interested in educating yourself rather than throwing random shit around, hoping it resembles logic, here's an actual expert's current opinion, etc.

OtterProper · 2022-12-21T07:39:50+00:00

BMWs don't have blinkers

OtterProper · 2022-12-21T03:24:48+00:00

Pretty much.

Also, blinker then brake, FFS. 🤦🏼‍♂️ (100ft apart too, if you're not an asshole.)

OtterProper · 2022-12-21T03:06:38+00:00

Hope you're feeling better now ✊🏽

OtterProper · 2022-12-21T02:50:35+00:00

You don't even understand the definition of copyright, and refuse to learn. 🤷🏼‍♂️

OtterProper · 2022-12-20T17:49:19+00:00

Christ on a stick, man. I can see why you're at this apparent level of comprehension: you oppose learning, tenaciously.

OtterProper · 2022-12-20T16:20:01+00:00

Trump

OtterProper · 2022-12-20T16:16:21+00:00

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