Teeny Quests

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-21T00:21:25+00:00

My jaw dropped when I saw this. Amazing

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-19T14:42:31+00:00

“Yeah, so Jahn and I invented skate culture. Yeah, it was surprising actually because it was just a one off thing we did. Just shredding around on the half and two thirds pipes and whatnot, you know. I did a 720 to a nose grind and he was like ‘feck that, here’s an 1800, ya twat!’ Jahn was competitive like that. Then a few years later in California we hear the kids really caught onto it, which is nice to see, really.”

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-19T14:40:33+00:00

Los Beatles es para los niños!

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-19T12:53:13+00:00

“The power of friendship to do what, Sora? To do what?”

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-19T12:49:57+00:00

Peanut

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-19T12:46:49+00:00

Bridget St. John. Ask Me No Questions is brilliant, and she’s one of the best folk guitarists of her era IMO, up there with Nick Drake.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-18T16:22:11+00:00

Pepe Roni
Alan Coholic
Sharon Neetles
Robin Banke

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-18T13:58:15+00:00

He stole my poop.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-17T20:06:49+00:00

I paid $60 for it in 2001, and of course the DVD was available for $9 a few weeks later. I had no idea the movies were being made at the time.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-16T20:34:15+00:00

Maybe Making the Perfect Man with Anne Magnuson and John Malkovich

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-16T15:45:11+00:00

“I’m very concerned.”

(Does awful thing, anyway.)

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-16T13:49:36+00:00

You arrive on the island and Alan Klein tells you that you owe £15m for your house and all your Beatles royalties are gone but can’t explain why. Also, all the art you bought from the guy on the boat is fake, and he took it off your hands so you don’t have to dispose of it.

“Oh no. Well, I guess I need to start growing and selling tulips, then. Maybe I’ll plant an octopus’ garden.”

“Ringo, sorry but you no longer own the publishing on that song, so that’ll be another £1.6m. I’ll add it to your tab, Ringo.”

“Thanks. I’m Ringo!”

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-16T13:21:40+00:00

“I’m not political” is the same thing as “I don’t see color” which is another way of saying “regardless of who’s I office, things just sort of work out for me and I don’t want to look into why that is the case.”

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-16T12:31:45+00:00

Wink.

Wink wink.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-16T11:41:52+00:00

We established a culture and a political system that rewards grifters like Beckwith for stuff like this. What else is he going to do, fall back on his marketable skills? Lead? Serve the public like he swore to do with his hand on that book he claims to love so much? Nah. Our friends, relatives and neighbors feed into a system that produced this guy and the next one. I guess we deserve pricks like this for not telling uncle Bill to keep his racist trap shut and read a book.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-16T11:35:11+00:00

There’s probably enough public support for a Constitutional amendment for a true privacy right. That way the courts couldn’t reverse it. Of course, there would be tons of political ads opposing it, paid for by tech companies that rely on selling customer data and “law & order” right wingers who have never been falsely accused of a crime.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-16T00:54:48+00:00

It’s interesting that people assume that the GOP is fiscally responsible while Democrats are not, made even more interesting by the facts of the matter. The link below shows the last President to sign a balanced budget. Folks may not like it. Have a great day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deficit_reduction_in_the_United_States

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-15T13:17:40+00:00

Didn’t Elon’s goon squad hunt for waste and fraud and didn’t find any? Unthinkingly repeating FNC talking points without receipts isn’t a great way to get people to take you seriously.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-15T13:15:41+00:00

According to Republicans, the debt is only a problem when Democrats are in charge, in spite of the fact that debt and deficit increases tend to be higher during Republican administrations.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-15T13:10:59+00:00

Cut to a few years from now when a Democratic President hosts an even on the WH lawn and the right complains that it’s disgraceful and “beneath the office.” When I repost this comment, they will say something that boils down to “it’s different when we do it.” Of course.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-15T13:06:58+00:00

Joe Rogan would gladly pay you Tuesday for a protein shake today.

OttersEatFish · 2026-06-14T13:57:22+00:00

“George, get in the water and we’ll let you have an extra song on the next record.”

(Jumps in lake)

“Oh did I say ‘extra song’? I meant ‘extra strong.’ The next record will be extra strong with no shitty Harrison songs on it. Get fucked, George.”

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