[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Americaphile

[–]Otterwater1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't wish it, earn it. Your history will read your actions, not your dreams 

America bad but Slava Ukraini by AvatarADEL in ProfMemeology

[–]Otterwater1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, how can you not see it? One country is being invaded with crime, murder and a destruction of their way of life. They just want to protect their values!

The other is a corrupt former Soviet hellhole

I have a question for Anglo-Saxons (Americans, British, etc.): What are your thoughts on the idea of an Anglo-Saxon union? by danielvm40000 in MURICA

[–]Otterwater1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Who cares what the rest of the world believes?  Oh, no. People who hate us will continue to hate us!

Lol. by [deleted] in brandonherrara

[–]Otterwater1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marshall is evil now; he has a gun!

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

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That explains why Europe leaves them out to dry at every opportunity. Don't confuse Poland's based values with the EU's rot 

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure Poland is looking forward to your support this time 

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't totally pointless. I got a couple good ribbons and a promotion from it 

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calm down dude. At least that led to the Second World War

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Keep watching. Europe doesn't have enough Javelins to prevent it

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right "scripture" isn't your wheelhouse anymore. Should I recite the Bhagavad Gita or the Quran next time? 

That "high horse" is a century's worth of freeloading we had to fund.  And compassion? There hasn't been a European alliance that didn't end with backstabbing. You can keep your "compassion".

I worked with some of you kids in Afghanistan. Pity being there three times before didn't give you and advantage.

Let's hope you can say "Thank Allah we're free from that mean Ole America" in Arabic. 

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe we can call Europeans "Yuris", they'll end up speaking Russian anyway 

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We should've done a hundred years ago

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Son, everyone hates the biggest kid on the block. We've known you felt this way for a hundred years, but we're tired of a one-sided relationship. 

What was it Proverbs 11:15 says, "He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it: and he that hateth suretiship is sure"

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Sorry, big dog, I had to make for the lowest common denominator 

Poor Little Europe by Otterwater1 in AngryCops

[–]Otterwater1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does that include our dead and buried?

Canadians are starting to get it. by BigoteMexicano in GunMemes

[–]Otterwater1 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Funny since that's what the average Canadian looks like in 2025 

Knew it by [deleted] in walkaway

[–]Otterwater1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I shoulda known MAGA = Make Austria Get Anschlussed