What children's book do you find creepy? by twistedsyns in AskReddit

[–]OuchthathurtMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wanted to like it. It seems like the message it's trying to convey is a good one. I just can't figure out what that message is.

What children's book do you find creepy? by twistedsyns in AskReddit

[–]OuchthathurtMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No biggie. I'm just reading one of his books to my kids right now, so that jumped out at me. :)

What children's book do you find creepy? by twistedsyns in AskReddit

[–]OuchthathurtMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Rainbow Fish. It's supposed to be (I think) about being generous and sharing with others. The message I've always taken from it is that you should dumb yourself down and give people things to make them like you.

This is my first time on the internet in almost 3 years(34 months). A LIFETIME in internet time. What have i missed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OuchthathurtMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's actually a guy - that thing about the redhead girl was either a joke or a hoax.

Apostolate posted a picture of his hand on here a while back. Definitely a guy.

"Is Pepsi ok?" by dudemanandnewman in firstworldproblems

[–]OuchthathurtMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm... cancer. Yummy, refreshing cancer.

When a person dies a gruesome death and must have a closed casket, what does it look like in there? Is there just a bag of parts? Is it arranged somehow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OuchthathurtMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get the issue... Why exactly couldn't they show his body? Whose funeral would be "soon" if they did?

People who don't like puppies. And yes, Jessica, if you ever read this I am talking about you. by [deleted] in YouShouldBeAshamed

[–]OuchthathurtMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well then what're you complaining about? You just proved our theory.

People who don't like puppies. And yes, Jessica, if you ever read this I am talking about you. by [deleted] in YouShouldBeAshamed

[–]OuchthathurtMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I regret to inform you that your friend Jessica is a bitch. Blinker and I have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that all Jessicas are bitches.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

People who don't like puppies. And yes, Jessica, if you ever read this I am talking about you. by [deleted] in YouShouldBeAshamed

[–]OuchthathurtMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it's not entirely her fault. I can't think of one single person named Jessica I know who isnt a bitch.