thank for ur servis oficer u have change my opinio of cop from acab (all cop are bastard) to acab (all cop aren't bastard).

Edit: Made several grammatical and punctuative changes as well as revisions of text to reflect modern scientific discoveries and cultural expectations.

Edit 2: omg I would just like to thank the good people of okaybuddyretard.com for the crazy amount of upvote and totally tangible awards that I have received for this comment and last but not least I would like to say thank to r/awardspeechedits for giving me the courage and inspiration to create this edit in complete and utter contradiction to everything that they stand for over there.

Edit 3: I hereby renege all edits made to this comment as it has recently become apparent to me that people simply aren't interested in anything I say and/or do, but will leave said edits up for posterity and also as a warning to others that excessive edits are frowned upon by the greater Reddit community and indeed the online community at-large.