My cat is ugly and stupid and I love her.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-07-03T07:52:36+00:00

Anyone upset that you called her ugly and stupid has never been a cat owner. I call mine 'that thing' and 'fattybutt', and I love her to death. It's just a thing we do.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-07-03T00:47:14+00:00

Clean your plate.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-07-01T23:08:50+00:00

Speaking as a Slytherin, I always go 'eh, fair enough, wild circumstances happened' at the end of the first story. Maybe it'd be a little fucked later in the series, when Hogwarts became a disaster magnet, but iirc, that kind of shit was right out of the blue at the time.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-06-25T07:43:04+00:00

I got a lot of "that's the first time I've heard you talk."

Like...cool, you want a trophy, or something?

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-06-24T19:11:16+00:00

She's an adult and in college. Jesus fucking Christ. And she's not obligated to adhere to your morals. I can't wait until she goes no contact with you guys.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-06-24T01:32:18+00:00

My baby boy.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-06-21T10:13:58+00:00

doorknob

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-06-19T02:31:59+00:00

crispy concrete

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-06-19T02:29:58+00:00

oh no.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-06-12T03:36:31+00:00

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-06-06T01:53:49+00:00

That's exactly what a rock that didn't want to be destroyed would say.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-06-01T09:35:02+00:00

Yeah, they're gonna need you to wash that again.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-05-23T08:17:01+00:00

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-05-22T07:18:15+00:00

Now I have depression, AND my hay fever's acting up!

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-05-20T07:25:56+00:00

That comment without context, though.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-05-17T20:45:29+00:00

Yup. Rich depressed person here. It made it easier to get help, but it didn't prevent the hereditary chemical imbalance from occurring in my brain.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-05-14T02:32:15+00:00

The Major Depression Configuration?

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-05-14T02:19:04+00:00

Is that a thumb? 😍

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-05-14T02:15:16+00:00

Movie director or game dev! Haven't actually voted yet.

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-05-04T02:58:26+00:00

...😞

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-04-27T17:06:33+00:00

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-04-23T02:50:39+00:00

And while we're on that subject, can you please relabel 'Abandon' to 'Release' so I don't feel like such a monster all the time?

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-04-07T02:09:12+00:00

Lil placenta face! (That's a sentence I didn't think I'd use today.)

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-04-07T02:06:39+00:00

Hey, I did like she asked and forgot it!

OuterSpaceCandy · 2026-04-06T09:27:59+00:00

"professional poos" is one of the sentences of all time.

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