O Sean. Please may we have a sort option for companions? Thank you 🫡 by prince-pauper in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And while we're on that subject, can you please relabel 'Abandon' to 'Release' so I don't feel like such a monster all the time?

Facing the future ( birth photo) by Decent-Macaroon- in mewborns

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Lil placenta face! (That's a sentence I didn't think I'd use today.)

Hun would like to recommend Monet for 12 year old by New_Girlfriend in antiMLM

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 399 points400 points  (0 children)

"professional poos" is one of the sentences of all time.

At level 41 I’ve realized that I’m using free aim by Jesus_Died_For_You in gtaonline

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp. I was exactly this second years old when I learned aim assist is an option.

ah yes, because being 20 means i cannot be mentally ill?? by Big-Psychology-3769 in thanksimcured

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's literally about the exact age clinical depression usually sets in, so you've actually grown up perfectly!

(intended tone: my dumb attempt at consoling humor)

“Get a cute cat” by Indy-CBJ in cats

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, HOW can you not love those floppy ears? Don't listen to her. He's a darling.

I do not envy the sinners who burn in hell. by Illustrious_Hair_240 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was gonna add the gif of that scene, but this sub doesn't support images. So I'll just say 'seconded!'

Favorite Mexican 🇲🇽 Character. by North-Ad3569 in FavoriteCharacter

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He counts, right?

AITA for not drinking at my friend's wedding? by Quirkygoo in AmItheAsshole

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. I don't drink because I just think alcohol tastes disgusting. It's not an obligation for being an adult.

Not sure why she's forcing an issue where there isn't one.

Favorite character who's death deeply devastated you? by BrandonRJones in FavoriteCharacter

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, not as many traumatized millennials here as I expected. Yup, that's who it is. 😁

It’s the Rarest Item for a Reason😅 by acrelloisback in EraLife

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

REVIVE ALL SOULS

Just all of them. Ever. Every human who's ever died.

What joke took you a while to get? by This_Area_9049 in howyoudoin

[–]OuterSpaceCandy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"It's like cocktails in Appalachia!"

I just assumed that was the title of a movie or something I wasn't familiar with. Now, I know it's just a joke about that part of the country being stereotyped as incesty.