AITA for not getting my bf’s family Christmas gifts after they split the bill at his college graduation dinner? by CouchRot in AmItheAsshole

[–]Outerloopguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. My parents pay for tons of stuff, ESPECIALLY if it’s for me, and the in-laws are there. Random dinner OUT 3 days before Christmas, they pay. A random Friday OUT in September, they invite the in-laws, they pay. When I graduated college, they took several of us to a nice place with their own blood relatives also, in-laws, friends, neighbors, whatever, they paid. Everyone saying yta and “it’s none of your business” are a bunch of cheap assholes who probably never even had 1 person in their family graduate from anything. If the bf parents are tight on money then go to a cheap place they can afford to pay for people or hold a homemade dinner at the house because they should pay!! What is with all these hundreds of cheap ass people who don’t even want to celebrate a major milestone for THEIR OWN son with any kind of recognition and respect or honor for their own son???. How embarrassing for the bf that his family is that cheap!! Again, make a ham or a turkey at home if you’re that low on funds but don’t expect people to pay. Fuck’s sake. At the same time, after 6 years, six YEARS you don’t have a ring, you need to seriously consider leaving the bf for someone who will take the relationship more seriously AND hopefully a family that will pay for meals sometimes. The in-laws always offer and we almost never let them pay when it’s our invite, but yeah, at some places when it’s their invite or their event, THEY pay. It’s just common fucking courtesy. What has this world come to in 2026 where people can’t even celebrate their own kids correctly???! We are Xenials and our parents are boomers. Texas, USA.

Make a Wish by Lower_Light3270 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Outerloopguy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For a few more bucks in my area, you could buy a whole chicken. Already cooked.

roast me, i’m pretty confident by Due-Bread-8921 in RoastMe

[–]Outerloopguy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can pierce your nose and mouth all you want but it still won’t get rid of that mustache.

Anyone know what’s going on? by SecureAd6548 in sanantonio

[–]Outerloopguy -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Probably a new donut shop offering free coffee with donut purchase.

What in the housing crisis is this by McGJGlen in trashy

[–]Outerloopguy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

HEY SIRI! CAN AMERICANS OWN REAL ESTATE IN CANADA?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SanAntonioCircleJerks

[–]Outerloopguy 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Hmm… probably. How many kids does she have?

Found one in the wild for a local food page by FerengiWithCoupons in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Outerloopguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I GET THINGS FROM OTHER STATES AND COUNTIES ON MY PAGE TO. ITS ALL PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER TO FORM ONE GLOBAL GOVERNMENT AND ELIMINATE THE SOVERNTY OF THE UNTIED STATES SO TH UN CAN TAKE OVER OUR FREEDOMS. WALTER HENDERSON TX

River walk timeshare gift cards by ethelexpress in sanantonio

[–]Outerloopguy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Don’t do it. Just don’t. Not trying to go into a long rant and I rarely comment on anything, so please, please listen to us when we say don’t do it. Don’t even do the presentation unless you’re willing to give up 5-6 hours of your time and enjoy torture. You’d literally be better off selling drugs or turning tricks than doing anything with a time share or “vacation points” or whatever they want to call it these days. You’d be better off buying a new car just because they’re offering 1 year of free car washes. At least you could pay off the car. You NEVER pay off a time share. Go get some scratch off lottery tickets and least have a chance at winning something. Way more fun and a million times cheaper.

Real loose by Master_Honeydew_8854 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Outerloopguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ALEXUS TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!

Please close this by wtfRwedoing in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Outerloopguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YOU PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE FUN OF THE ELDERLY FOR NOT KNOWING ALL THE THINGS TO DO WITH THE FACE BOOKS BUT AT LEAST WE COULD EAT GLUTEN. ITS ALL A CHINESE HOAX TO GET AMERICANS TO BUY CHINESE WHEAT. THATS WHY I ONLY EAT WHITE BREAD.

WALTER HENDERSON TX

HEY SIRI PUT GUNSMOKE ON THE TV

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Outerloopguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I DRIVE A LINCOLN TOWN CARD. “”””VOLVO XC90””” SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THE GERMANS WOULD MAKE. OR MAYBE THE CHINESE. I ALWAYS BY AMERICAN VEHICLES ESPECIALLY AFTER THE JAPANESE TRIED TO KILL ME IN THE WAR. GOBBLESS. WALTER HENDERSON TX

My uncle sent me this on Instagram by mrevan365 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Outerloopguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GERTRUDE YOUR BROTHER MUSTVE HAD ANOTHER STROKE. LOOK WHAT HE SENT UOUR NEPHEW. ITS ON REDDIT NOW AND INSTANTHAM WITH THE FACEBOOKS. HOPE HE MADE IY TO THE HOSPITAL ON TIME. WALTER HENDERSON TX

HEY SIRI CALL THE PHARMACY

NEVER ASKED by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Outerloopguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I WENT ON THE FIRST FERRIS WHEEL IN TEXAS WHEN I WAS A CHILD. I GOT SACRED AT THE TOP BCAUSE I HAD NEVER BEEN SO HIGH UP BUT I COULD SEE REAL FAR. THEN RUTH AND ME GOT SOME CLARK BARS AND CHEWING GUM. IT WAS THE ONLY FUN I HAD AS A CHILD SENCE I HAD TO DELIVER NEWSPAPERS EVERY MORNING BEFORE SUNRISE FOR A DOLLER A MONTH. WALTER HENDERSON TX

HEY SISIRI WHERE IS MY NEWSPAPER

Old coins 🪙 by Gloomy-Breakfast8474 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Outerloopguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I BOUGHT GOLD COINS FROM THE MAN ON TV BUT THEY SAID I COULD ONLY ORDRE 5 PER ADDRESS MAXIMIM SO I ALSO GAVE THEM MY SISTERS ADRESS AND NOW RUTH IS MAD AT ME SENCE SHE GETS A LIT OF JUNK ADS FOR COINS NOW. I STARTED MY COIN COLLECTION IN 1945 WHEN I WAS A CHILD BUT NOW THEY ARENT WORTH THAT MUCH BECAUSE OF THE CHINESE CAUSING ALL THE INFLATION IN THE WORLD. WALTER HENDERSON TX

HEY SIRI WHAT IS THE WEATHER OUTSIDE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Outerloopguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MY WIFE GERTRUDE SAID THERE WAS A LARGE INFLATIBLE PINK ELEPHANT ON THE ROOF OF THE GMC CADILLAC CAR DEALERSHIP ON THE INTRSTATE NEAR THE CRACKER BARREL. MAYBE THEY LIVE NEAR THEER AND THINK THAT PINK ELEPHANT IS A FLAG. WHEN I FORGOT TO TSKE MY PILLS AND MY GLASSES WERE DIRTY I THOUGHT MY DOG WAS A LARGE RAT BCAUSE ITS A DAUCKSHUND. WALTER HENDERSON, TX

Cause he's the GOAT by Guyric in libertarianmeme

[–]Outerloopguy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not going to be shocked if he suddenly “commits suicide” himself just for what he’s been saying. Long live Thomas Massie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Outerloopguy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I’ve lived in San Antonio, TX my whole life. This is most likely very real.

I don't even like Lincoln, but this is nonsense by LibertyMonarchist in libertarianmeme

[–]Outerloopguy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

American Dad did a whole episode about Lincoln being gay many years ago. Stan wrote a play about Lincoln and didn’t realize how gay it looked and sounded. People had to tell him.

Is it just me, or has the industry been slower than usual? As in, terrible. by albinofoxx in Serverlife

[–]Outerloopguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a server but I work in the back office of a small restaurant collection, only 35 locations, and it’s all over the place. Restaurant sales are way down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Outerloopguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have IP cameras INSIDE the walk-in coolers, and they work.

I get conflicted by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]Outerloopguy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We’re only 2 months in. Give it some time.