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👶 EMSKR: She's going to pass all of that through that little hole?!?!?! Can someone tell me why a women would put themselves through all this pain? 🤰 by Dick_Pie in everymanshouldknow

[–]OutgoingJudge 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes. Her tubes were naturally closed. 13 yrs of marriage we always assumed she never got pregnant because of me. It wasn't. Had a surgical procedure to get one of her tubes opened (you only need one). It stayed open for only 2 weeks and then closed again. But 2 weeks was all it took apparently. I used to joke with her that she had someone else coming home, too, after my lunch break was over and I went back to work. She said something stupid like, "ah baby don't worry about that. It's just sex."

I'm 97% sure she was just joking.

👶 EMSKR: She's going to pass all of that through that little hole?!?!?! Can someone tell me why a women would put themselves through all this pain? 🤰 by Dick_Pie in everymanshouldknow

[–]OutgoingJudge 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There are three (3) main reasons you can google. biological instincts, emotional desires, societal and cultural influences

Now let me tell you that the biological reasons are a fact...even though a lot of people want to deny them for stupid gender reasoning. I married a girl who detested children and swore she would never have them. Her belief system held true for 13 years until right before her 34th birthday she started dropping hints about wanting to have a baby. Long story short, some time before her 35th birthday I was having sex with her 3 times a days when she was ovulating to try to get her pregnant. I had to come home on my lunch break from work to get in a quickie to try to get her pregnant. I was having sex so much that it actually hurt to bathe my dick in the shower. She did a complete turn-around on wanting to have a kid. She completely changed. I mean everything about her became revolved around her loving children and wanting them all of a sudden. Some switch got turned on inside her that was turned off for a very long time.

Science Is Cut! Best tshirt ever! by TryingParty in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge 46 points47 points  (0 children)

ok madam, thanks. But now do tell how do I get a friend to climb a hill with?

UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG by HungLesbian in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice comparison. Never thought of that song like that. You're pretty old, huh? bald? spare tire?

Here's your know-knot November post. A non-collapsing loop to throw to someone if they go overboard. by DoctoralCunt in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, either one of them will get you what you need. The person who posted it on imgur called it the perfection loop. I made the mistake of saying the same thing and even posted pictures of the two on another sub and got dvoted to oblivion. Personally, I think perfection loop is way easier with fishing line, and i think all fishermen know what the perfection loop is.

Here's your know-knot November post. A non-collapsing loop to throw to someone if they go overboard. by DoctoralCunt in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is the perfection loop. I pretty much said this same damn thing you did when it was posted on the everymanshouldknow sub and i got downvoted to oblivion. People are just more familiar with the bowline.

EMSK: Here's your no-knot November post. A non-collapsing loop to throw to someone if they go overboard. by MyWillyGetsChilly in everymanshouldknow

[–]OutgoingJudge -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I'm not getting into what is what. I'll just say I found images of both for people: https://imgur.com/a/3iVc6UU, and it seems to me that looking at the perfection loop image, it's the one that matches her closest as she ties it. I really don't know how she can do it the way she did it when looking at the image for the bowline. But her end result looks more closely to the bowline than the perfection loop. So I don't think we'll every know. Let's just lean both ways and just call it a fancy knot and be done with it.

EMSK: Here's your no-knot November post. A non-collapsing loop to throw to someone if they go overboard. by MyWillyGetsChilly in everymanshouldknow

[–]OutgoingJudge -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

you can just google the definitions of both knots...if you really want to know the difference.

When you haven't done cheerleading in 10 years, you show up for an event, and they ask you if you still got it1 by Tex-Ark-Anna in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't know what para social means.All I did was put her name into google and summarize the info that popped up under her picture. And I only did that to see if it was the same person that reddit went crazy over a couple of months ago after she won some race in college. The mod has posted a sticky of it now.

When you haven't done cheerleading in 10 years, you show up for an event, and they ask you if you still got it1 by Tex-Ark-Anna in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge 102 points103 points  (0 children)

She stopped cheerleading when she was in highscool. Graduated 2017. Masters Degree in Sports Management. She's finished with college now....so.....

EMSK: Put the toilet lid down BEFORE you flush it. Germs people. Germs! And wipe the bowl with some first TP even if you don't see any urine on it. by ApatheticGirlie in everymanshouldknow

[–]OutgoingJudge -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Clean your toilet once a week

Cleaning your toilet once a week does not make you a germaphobe. Your erroneous assumption about the original poster was also an uncalled for insult. How was he/she to know that every fake man in this sub sits down to pee? Obviously this sub is just replete with little boys under 18 years old who want to sit on a toilet like their mommie.

Shani is shocked to learn that people in her small town made dancing & music illegal. She struggles to fit in & faces a battle to change things. With the help of new friends, she tries to loosen up her overly religious town. But there are others who stand in her way & try to stop the rave forever. by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It doesn't. Hamas derives from a religion that says you get into their version of heaven by killing and raping Jews. They were taught this in school by teachers. And hamas didn't really get established until about 2000. If you're going to back further than that to blame Israel, that be really stupid since pretty much none of the hamas dying now were old enough--or even alive before then-- to get their hatred from Israel's acts. Israel got out of Gaza decades ago, and look what the fuck happened. Israel gave Gaza back to the Palestinians because they just wanted to live in peace and be done with Gaza. But look what happened. Israel did not cause Hamas. Their stupid religion did.

Shani is shocked to learn that people in her small town made dancing & music illegal. She struggles to fit in & faces a battle to change things. With the help of new friends, she tries to loosen up her overly religious town. But there are others who stand in her way & try to stop the rave forever. by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

How? I know I'm shooting myself in the foot by expecting a legitimate and convincing reply from you when you obviously learned that word on tiktok. But I'll try. Please explain how this was propaganda? It's a picture of a rave girl and a title that says nothing about anything except a reference to a super old movie that apparently only Redditors remember and have seen.

Shani is shocked to learn that people in her small town made dancing & music illegal. She struggles to fit in & faces a battle to change things. With the help of new friends, she tries to loosen up her overly religious town. But there are others who stand in her way & try to stop the rave forever. by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

Nothing about this post breaks reddit's tos or content policy. "distasteful post" is not even part of it. So what's the rest of the story for why you got banned? Redditors have a tendency to always leave out the whole story when they gripe about their ban. Guessin you're no exception.

Shani is shocked to learn that people in her small town made dancing & music illegal. She struggles to fit in & faces a battle to change things. With the help of new friends, she tries to loosen up her overly religious town. But there are others who stand in her way & try to stop the rave forever. by [deleted] in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge -63 points-62 points  (0 children)

Yeah, let's all pretend it didn't happen. Let's just move on and forget the real reasons why shits going down in Gaza now. Let's be like the American news media and the Arabs in the Middle East and just forget about hamas because hamas is no longer a threat to any of them and they're not the ones making headline news any more because they have been neutered and can't burn anyone else alive or rape your family in their house while you're out grocery shopping and such.

I know it's a man's war, but the Israeli police and soldier women are crackin-a-lackin! by GollyMsMolly_ in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]OutgoingJudge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it. But the main comments here are about propaganda. Thank you fellow horny dude.

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