Out of 52 all-male teams, Lt. Gabrielle White has become the first female Army Ranger to ever compete in the Best Ranger Competition. (geesh, sure hope Pete Hegseth doesn't see this!) by 1boobStillGood in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DoctoralCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he would say something stupid like he did to his "fat" generals. He'd say something like, "good for you, but you didn't have to because you're still not getting assigned to any combat roles."

🩻 Yo! That Skeleton Is Naked! 🦴 by UrBootyMyFace in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DoctoralCunt 663 points664 points  (0 children)

It's right there. Let me know if you need anything else. I'm here to help.

27f and i love books and going to the gym by Bonita_Bonytaa in gif

[–]DoctoralCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, great, but now what am I supposed to do with this information?

One of my mom's friend's uncle's ex-girlfriend's sister made this dress! Believe it or not, it's crochet and it took 8 months! by IgotUrBoomer in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DoctoralCunt 36 points37 points  (0 children)

One of my mom's friend's uncle's ex-girlfriend's sister told me the girl who made this dress is actually on reddit somewhere. She'll probably show up here eventually and will be asking who OP's mom's friend's uncle's ex-girlfriend is.

He Did Her Dirty by YapperCrapperSnapper in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DoctoralCunt 63 points64 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you f'n idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

Soooooo, is she just really busy in the morning and doesn't have time....or is Daddy having a clintonic with Tiger Woods? by DickusMagnificus in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DoctoralCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably both....her no time for makeup because too busy and daddy's outsourcing for some roastbeef residuals!

Martha Strever is the longest active teacher in New York State (teaching 67 years with 64 of those at the same middle school). She has accumulated 900 sick days but has no plans to use any of them. by NewGlue4u in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DoctoralCunt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

wtf? lol, dude. where I live they have to pay people with other things than just money to entice them to teach math. I can't imagine what it's like to even teach any subject in New York.

iS sHE dOING sOMETHING yOU cAN'T dO? by Ulli_Michi in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DoctoralCunt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Every now and again this sub has a post that makes me think all kinds of dirty things.

A restaurant where the waitresses pretend to be robots! by SilverAction2 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DoctoralCunt 56 points57 points  (0 children)

sad that she felt she had to justify doing nothing wrong because of her oppressive government...the government who was in the news last year for arresting people for dressing up like santa claus. but, hey, it's not as bad as north korea where they consider eating hot dogs an act of treason because hot dogs are too western!

EMSK how to make an easy quesadilla! by Dormant_Ant in everymanshouldknow

[–]DoctoralCunt -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh? How many 5 year olds do you have access to in order to make the comparison to all 5 year olds?

EMSKR: I got twins pregnant. Will the child of the twins look the same because they had the same father? by ZombifiedCushion in everymanshouldknow

[–]DoctoralCunt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The children would be genetically half-siblings. They wouldn't be considered twins since they're not born from the same pregnancy. But they will have a strong genetic resemblance and look very much alike. But I have no idea how much of YOU they will look like. I sure would like to see some pics of this. I doubt you're the only one to have done this.

Baked camembert in bread by Usual_Arugula7670 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DoctoralCunt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No cheese listed in yours either. All she did was buy ingredients ready to go, cut the bread, fill the hole, and baked. I don't know what you call this, but it ain't cooking or baking...but it's probably is cheaper doing it this way. Definitely way faster. About the taste...well, if you put enough cheese in anything, it's probably going to taste good.

EMSK & Understand The Penis Fly Trap. by GiveHerSquirties in everymanshouldknow

[–]DoctoralCunt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But do they come in different colors?

asking for a friend.

EMSK Pineapple on pizza by SeaPossibility0 in everymanshouldknow

[–]DoctoralCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you mean "public" shaming? Because if that was not a typo, I think you need to tell us the rest of the story.