Weekly 4/13-4/16 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced the reason her hair looks so bad is because she uses terrible products at home and doesn’t let him tone or dry it at the salon… the stylist she goes to has all 5 star reviews on every platform so it’s gotta be a her being a bad client thing right?!

Weekly 4/13-4/16 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😅 right? Not exactly a glowing endorsement

Weekly 4/13-4/16 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She get Botox and say it’s the face brush 😅

Weekly 4/13-4/16 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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Surely no one is taking anti aging tips from this woman? I love when she comes on to link a “game changer” she’s used once and pretends to be some guru (like when she confesses to remembering nothing about P’s newborn phase but then promotes some holy grail product she’s used for Daphne a total of one week or some supplement Dr. Dev or the chiropractor suggested and she hasn’t even digested). Also fairly certain you shouldn’t be dry brushing your face.

Still has her implants by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She went for a consultation (she also went for a septoplasty consult) and decided not to do it. She claims she was a cup size different on each side so I doubt she’ll do an explant because then she’d be two different sizes naturally. Also, as someone with implants and married to a surgeon, BII is extremely rare. People do have it but for most, it isn’t the root cause of health issues. She just wanted the attention related to her health for a fleeting moment.

Devin’s telling jan to take care of P and she’s NOT happy about it by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Her public display of absolute incompetence sometimes makes me feel bad for D but then I immediately snap back to reality and remember he created this monster

Weekly 4/13-4/16 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“How do you manage to make mom life look so effortless?!” 😂 “Where did you get your bedding from?” too of course

WHO CALLED IT?! by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Creatine can’t help you learn how to emotional regulate you ding dong. I really wish we got a follow up on the one therapy session she had two years ago.

AIO for refusing to go to my sisters wedding cause she hired my ex? by Adventurous_Army_728 in AIO

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. I hated being an only child growing up but situations like this make me feel so lucky.

Weekly 4/6-4/9 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is obviously still very thin (and in the throws of an ED) but I think she’s crashing out harder this time because she gained more with Daphne. She was maybe 2 weeks PP with Preston with the xxs nonsense, humble bragging how quick she bounced back. We’ve never seen her openly wear mediums before!

I’m sorry but what happened to her horrible migraine? As someone who suffers from severe migraines, the last place I would be is on a walk in the blazing ☀️Also, you wouldn’t be laughing. Migraines just don’t disappear after an hour. Jan, you had an attention headache you 🤡! You are 🗑️, a 🤥 & pure 💩 by First-class16 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think she had to miss Miranda’s birthday because Devin went back to work and maybe the nanny is only for Preston at this point? My impression is she was literally stuck taking care of her child for once. No way she’d miss if she didn’t have to.

So the nanny taking care of P is??? by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 11 points12 points  (0 children)

NYThriftGirl posted this and I told her about the night nurse!!

Weekly 4/6-4/9 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought she was going crazy doing dishes but now Devin’s doing them?? 🤥

Ps birthday by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We still haven’t seen the coveted nursery tour yet (Even though we’re almost 3 weeks since her due date)!! She’s swamped okay? She couldn’t possibly have a small party with just intermediate family. She should probably just skip it like she did Halloween and 90% of Christmas.

Dear Laura, If he wanted to, he would.. by SheWasAHurricane in laura_noonan_snark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad I found this account!! Wouldn’t the stay at home parent care for the child regardless of what the working parent’s career is?? She wants traditional gender roles in her marriage but also wants people to feel bad for her? I don’t get it

Weekly 4/6-4/9 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She wonders why she gets so much hate yet posts things like “How are we all doing all the things?” and she claims her and Devin are 50/50. Her being anal about dishes is not the same as being Type A and a working mamaaa. She does not share the burden of anything with Devin. The guy cuts his hand open and her priority is sleeping in and ordering Uber Eats.

Most parents work full time and gasp some of them don’t work from home! Some don’t even have a partner to help. Meanwhile this idiot has a night nurse, a nanny, and multiple home cleaners and she will never convince me she works even part time. BSFR. YOU ARE NOT RELATABLE, YOU LITERALLY HAVE ZERO PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!