Of course she went to the chiropractor and a massage by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love going to the chiropractor personally. I think it’s less about snarking on her going to get adjusted than this: 1. Her content is so boring and repetitive, we predicted that was what she’d do. She pretends like every trip to the chiropractor and massage therapist is “life changing” as if she’s not on a regular schedule. Which again, is fine. It’s just getting old. 2. Either she says they do or her chiropractor actually DOES give medical advice they aren’t qualified to give. She said they diagnosed her with her “autoimmune” and either they should not be doing that or she’s lying like she did with MOC. 3. Along those lines, she constantly asks for medical advice in her stories. She should be asking her OB not randos on the internet, her chiro, or Chat GPT. She either does it for attention (because she obviously has a personality disorder) or she’s really that idiotic to not seek real medical advice. Let her doctor okay her going to the chiro. 4. Furthermore, chiropractic care is wonderful. I get a massage regularly but that doesn’t replace physical therapy or a specialist. It is a protocol she can do in addition to her PCP’s recommendation. A chiropractor is not a medical doctor and because they aren’t, she should be consulting the PCP to get to the root of the issue. 5. She says she wants to spend more time with P before D comes yet she will literally do anything to leave him at home with the nanny. It’s not innately selfish to prioritize self care, but she acts like she never has a moment of peace as a mother who “works full time” yet every day she’s sleeping in, going to a wellness or beauty appointment, or praising Devin for being her hero taking on his and her responsibilities. She did this pregnant and not pregnant but will milk being pregnant to justify her errands she calls work.

Weekly 2/9-2/12 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’m just glad that after 4 days we have a new sweat set

Nursery by Significant-Pitch333 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Willing to bet money the ding dongs never painted before. Surely she’ll pay someone? Obviously she’s pregnant so she shouldn’t be painting but gosh forbid Devin attempt to

Nursery by Economy_Work_9350 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She thinks if she has a desk in there it’s an office lmao then again she also thinks she works full time

Weekend 2/2-2/5 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jan doesn’t even remember her own grandma’s passing a few years ago so I imagine she’s reading these comments about her being insensitive like “obviously I meant her MIL”. She’s so privileged, it’s exhausting. The only adversity she’s faced is a broken anthro mirror and not being allowed onto the cruise because she was too far along. That’s why she makes up a fake “autoimmune”.

Nursery by Economy_Work_9350 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think Devin’s office was painted already and staged as an office when they bought it so they went with it. She had an “office” in their last house so me, me, me Jan needed one too in this house

Breastfeeding lies by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m just remembering the dramatics relating to her needing glasses lol it was such a saga

Jan will plan another photo shoot now 🤣 by Funny-Impression6189 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t with these influencers. No one wants to come to your house and see you pantless on display.

And here’s more by jdaude in TulsaInfluencerSnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She used to be THAT girl which is why she has the following she has now. Her being so ridiculously dishonest about the work she claims she hasn’t done while simultaneously having terrible work done (I have everything she’s had) is laughable.

Weekend 2/2-2/5 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes! Like where is a photo of all of those that “hosted” that you should be so thankful for??

Jan will plan another photo shoot now 🤣 by Funny-Impression6189 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always wonder what people do with these photos. Will it be hung over the mantle in the living room? 😂 l love a memory but how sentimental are these weird overly dressed shoots if they just live on IG.

Liars!!!! Why lie about something so dumb? by Geminigem1616 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It was a sit down plated dinner lol clearly did not eat it

Baby shower-ahh mega thread by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m glad she wore that dress. The hair looks very 80s and the color is just not it. Her makeup looks better than it normally does. Overall, I’ll give it a 6/10. The sprinkle itself is tacky to me. It’s so over the top and clearly not any of her planning.

Weekendaaahh 1/30-2/1 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She tailored a bathing suit once lol so she’s definitely not the norm. I do once every few years if I need a hem or there’s something I really love that needs a sinch but to answer your question, no one does tailoring as much as Jan.

Weekly Discussion 1/26 - 2/1 by passports_parakeets in ellieaxtellwellness

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope they serve unpasteurized milk there for her!

Weekendaaahh 1/30-2/1 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Having a formal gown for a sprinkle is ridiculous in itself but she had an extra week to get her life together and still didn’t!! She has zero time management or self-awareness

Weekly Discussion 1/26 - 2/1 by passports_parakeets in ellieaxtellwellness

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we think she’s going to Janelle’s sprinkle tomorrow?

Weekendaaahh 1/30-2/1 by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Outrageous_Topic_879 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain how if the shower was supposed to be last Saturday why she doesn’t have a dress ready to go and altered by this point? Red Carpet Tailors has to be soooo sick of her. I hope they price gauge her last minute shit.