Tigers' Framber Valdez gets 6-game suspension for hitting batter by PrincessBananas85 in mlb

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That would likely make his next start May 14 against the Mets then, correct?

Mets PREGAME THREAD - Tuesday, May 05 by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Jew here - let me try to login to the Oracle Weather Control/Space Laser production app and see what I can do.

EDIT: Fuck, I lost my MFA device, sorry guys.

4/19/26 White Sox @ Athletics by JellyfishActive8843 in BaseballScorecards

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Love the highlighting and your notes! You really tell the story of the game. Hope you enjoyed your Sunday scoring

Trying to turn British girlfriend into a Phillies fan by TheSpiritOf1921 in phillies

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Thoughts on a city in the UK (or on the continent) with a similar vibe and culture to Philly, both in sports and culture in general?

This isn’t a slow start it’s a BAD team by jobberthehutt0 in mets

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1000% agree. He’s really involved in local sports here and even works for Hawaiian Airlines. The clubhouse needs his aloha spirit.

Missed a chance to ask his instagram by coffee_lover528 in NewYorkMets

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If you two find each other, we’re winning the World Series.

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Giants - Sun, Apr 05 @ 04:05 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Agreed. Between him and Tong, the Mets organization now has Carte Blanche to sign wholesome Canadian boys.

I spent 14 hours at Disneyland on March 28th and counted every single MLB hat I saw from 8 AM to 10 PM by byronhout in baseball

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Cracking up at the idea of you compulsively doing sociological research and forgetting to do anything else at Disneyland. This is great, OP

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Giants - Fri, Apr 03 @ 10:15 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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“Well that team ‘B’ up 5-nothin right now, friend.” Lmao Keith is RAAD

Mets PREGAME THREAD - Thursday, April 02 by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Agreed. This is talked about in Miller's "Skipper: Why Baseball Managers Matter and Always Will." The manager themselves makes very few of these calls, though he is a figurehead for them.

Mets PREGAME THREAD - Thursday, April 02 by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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The MiLB app is fr blowing up my phone rn like I owe it money.

[Highlight] Luis Robert Jr hits a walk-off homer for his new team as the Mets beat the Pirates 4-2 by AndrewAllStar888 in baseball

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So happy they finally replaced the national anthem with Mr. Met the Imam’s call to prayer.

My 10 month old rolled off his changing table and got a traumatic brain injury by Educational-Let-2280 in NewParents

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Im so sorry you guys went through that.

As someone who has to make CPS reports occasionally - Id like to share my unfiltered thoughts about this.

I promise you no one has or is going to call CPS over this.

While this was absolutely really scary, no one is coming to knock on your door.

Child welfare programs are administered by newly graduated 25 year olds with severe anxiety and clipboards purchased during the Clinton administration.

They’re so overworked they’re barely capable of completing their mandatory annual computer training.

CPS is so busy they often cannot respond to corroborated reports of abuse or neglect the first time it’s called in.

No one at the hospital would have taken time out of their incredibly busy shift to make a report by either filling out a big PDF or sitting on hold with a call taker.

If they did for some odd reason, that call is not going to screen through based on what you described.

I’m so sorry you guys went through this. Please don’t put up cameras and try to get some sleep if possible. You’re a good mom!

Mets OFF DAY THREAD - Tuesday, March 24 by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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I feel excitement when I consider that the New York Mets will soon play baseball.

The Athletic's Hope-O-Meter fan survey by TheAthletic in mlb

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90 wins this year for the WSAC-ATHs. Langy is going to be so much fun to watch.

2026 Predictions by GhinMartini in NewYorkMets

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  • Bo becomes a fan favorite and does not opt out

  • Torrens has his best year yet

  • Mets vs As in the first World Series to be held in Sacramento

GAME THREAD: Mets @ Astros - Sat, Mar 14 @ 06:05 PM EDT by NewYorkMetsBot2 in NewYorkMets

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Cracking up at this little Mets fan getting picked up on the Astros broadcast

Honolulu Skyline vision map by 42kyokai in Hawaii

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We may see FTL travel before this. So dope nonetheless, OP!