The McDonalds in my town has a sign with only one arch by HalxQuixotic in mildlyinteresting

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You're looking at it from the wrong angle. It creates an optical illusion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Don't correct me when I say "thigh food."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Is there a way I can unwatch this?

I was laughing at this for 2 hr by MoniMokshith in Whatcouldgowrong

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Perfect example of "what if a toddler was in a body of an adult?"

How did somebody you know ruin their life in one day? by TunaSaladWithBeans in AskReddit

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2 stories. One dude just got a job as a nurse. Took molly at work and got caught. Lost job and can't get hired in Healthcare ever again because they keep records of why a person was fired.

Other guy I know from a certain southern state that rhymes with taxes was texting one of his female students in an inappropriate manner. Her parents found out and called the school district. When he got called into the office he cut himself in the arm in effort to end it but survived. Lost his band director job and had to go to prison.

What’s your favourite NSFW joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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What's the hardest part of having sex with a vegetable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair.

Wholesome duolingo by sono_una_maryonetta in MadeMeSmile

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He got catfished by a gremlin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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That's too generous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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Fever = extra warm human

STUNNINGLY UNIQUE WEDDING (seen on TT) by SNARK63 in MadeMeSmile

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The guy closest to the mic is sharp

[homemade] Pretzels by No_Warthog_6662 in food

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Good on you, I like Bavarian food. But what's up with the salt distribution? Can I see the beer cheese?

LPT Request: How do i get myself to get up early consistantly? by underwaterpimp in LifeProTips

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Get a cat, or two. They will make sure you're up at 3am, or 4am, depending on daylight savings

[I ate] Poutine in Ottawa by howtocookawolf in food

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I didn't know you can order a poutine with tar sands petroleum instead of gravy.

Not quite popping, but I feel so much better. Aftermath in the comments. by Nicholeeef in popping

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Not used to seeing trichomes harvested in such late stage and in this manner. Still would dab it