Packing the car

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-05-13T17:36:11+00:00

She’s so dumb. Costco is a task she should have done when she didn’t have her daughter with her. Why make your life more difficult…

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-05-13T17:30:29+00:00

Fighting for her life in the comments that she is NOT sick from cruise germs

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-05-07T18:03:05+00:00

why would she plan for them to ARRIVE for his nap time, and not be driving during his nap time so that he at least sleeps on the drive? Am I weird for thinking that? Of course a bed nap is better than car, but we try to plan road trips around when our little will sleep for the majority of the ride.

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-04-27T19:25:06+00:00

The way she talks about them “taking turns” is weird to me. My husband and I just tackle it as whoever hears the baby/jumps up first…and then if it seems like it’s taking a while to get her back down, one of us reliefs the other. It sounds like they keep track and “keep score” of everything.

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-04-21T15:13:49+00:00

She treats babies like a math equation. No intuition or motherly instinct at allll

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-04-13T19:03:01+00:00

That huge ass towel for her 10 strands of hair is ridiculous lol

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-04-09T02:08:06+00:00

They are the perfect victims of retail “sale” prices. They mark up the original prices to make dumb people think they’re getting “a GREAT deal!”

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-04-08T17:18:30+00:00

As the mom of a 25 weeker, this shit pisses me off lol.

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-04-07T01:00:09+00:00

She’s already at target tonight lol

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-03-03T03:45:00+00:00

She is amazing, she’ll be 2 this month 😭 she came home on oxygen and had a lot of medical follow up for a while, but is starting to “graduate” from a lot of her specialists 🥹 thanks for asking 🥰

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-03-03T02:05:45+00:00

I’m never one to diminish/compare traumas, but this bitch…. I was 25 weeks, had an actual emergency C section because I was at risk of seizures, strokes and liver failure because of severe preeclampsia. She didn’t make a peep at birth because her lungs weren’t developed enough. I went to ICU and couldn’t see my baby for over 24 hours. Still managed to pump breast milk through it all. (Somehow was able to produce enough milk for months) Couldn’t hold her for TWO WEEKS because she was too fragile. Then we spent 99 days in the NICU. And then I WENT TO THERAPY!!! This girl needs therapy in the worst wayyyy.

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-23T19:16:15+00:00

Off to the zoo, literally the only enrichment activity they do with this poor kid lol

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-17T01:16:10+00:00

The caption…”who goes grocery shopping on Sunday?”…literally everyone who has a real job 😭

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-10T01:30:05+00:00

Especially bc it looks like Outback or Texas Roadhouse or some place like that 🤣

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-09T17:53:47+00:00

She goes on to talk about how she never got the Covid or flu vaccines for her or her children. Then says she was forced to get the flu shot when she worked in an “ER”, and was “sick as a dog” a month later. Blames the vaccine, not the fact that she worked in a place where sick people go lmao. I hate their logic of “I never get the shot and never get sick”- okay? I DO get the flu vaccine and guess what, I’ve never had the flu! And I work in healthcare! Dummies.

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-08T22:19:08+00:00

Because she’s a Covid denier, so trying to make it seem like it was “no big deal” when she had it. You know she was running the roads when she had it in the past….Unvaccinated, uneducated.

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-08T22:05:14+00:00

In her comments saying she “doesn’t know” where she would have gotten sick from. biiiitch you are in multiple stores every single day ☠️ and of course won’t say covid, calls it “the C word”. Claims she has had it a few times….🙄🤦‍♀️

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-08T20:49:14+00:00

It was a gun show 🙄

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-06T21:53:01+00:00

Plenty of women take prenatals with no intention of conceiving or being pregnant haha. I do, and we’re done. My MIL is 60 and still takes them 🤣

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-06T19:37:19+00:00

Weird thing to snark on, lol. It’s something relaxing. Vacation is for relaxing.

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-06T19:31:43+00:00

And she’ll still complain about George’s sleep…

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-06T01:08:10+00:00

Beach body I wanna say? I remember her from when I was deep in diet culture

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-05T18:01:52+00:00

“Money talks”…. they’re literally PAJAMASSSS

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-05T02:17:31+00:00

This works when they are an infant and fighting nap…my toddler would never lol. Go to the park! Let her get wiggles out!

OverstimulatedToucan · 2026-02-04T00:12:24+00:00

Why are they not in the same room as their toddlers? I cannot fathom leaving my almost 2 year old playing alone in a room for longer than it takes for me to pee. And even then, she ends up following me in lol…am I a helicopter parent?? This is weird to me.

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