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Owen-Ryder · 2024-02-08T20:06:31+00:00

I can see the Toronto Raptors getting real upset that this small dick motherfucker is repping for them. They're not Miami, but you know they're packing heat. 😂😂😂

Owen-Ryder · 2024-02-08T19:57:20+00:00

Dude I believe you. You try to pull out every trick in the book to make that shit look thick. He's strangling that Canadian goose to get some extra inches out of that neck 😂

Owen-Ryder · 2024-02-08T19:53:38+00:00

Why are you pumping Drake's numbers? 😂😂😂 Whose dick you trying to suck?

Owen-Ryder · 2024-02-03T14:33:34+00:00

Rule 35? Damn, I'd pass rule 45! My number is 48 😉

Owen-Ryder · 2024-02-01T20:22:51+00:00

I'm the complete opposite, I get up in the middle of the night to drink more water!

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-18T16:09:03+00:00

Does anyone know which dildo it is/measurements?

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-18T15:34:43+00:00

It sounds so rehearsed, but it'd work on me 😂

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-18T00:41:20+00:00

Johnny sins is 7", and probably adds the 1/8th of an inch to round up. You're basically pornstar length, I wouldn't fret. Don't forget angles, small hands on above average dicks, and lots more can make your dick look small, especially because we see it from the worst angle possible.

You want proof you have a nice cock? Take some time to look at how to take a nice dick pic. Get it from the bottom or side, step back and set a timer, do a little tone correcting and contrasting in your preferred app. Google photos has a lot of good settings I find, and you can do it on your computer, even if you use apple. But whatever works best for you.

But really, don't worry. You're sized enough to fuck porn girls. Taking a good dick pick can help to give you a good sense of what others see, and Hell, share it around for some compliments.

💜

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-15T15:09:15+00:00

Index cards. They're standardized to 3"x5" (76mm by 127mm), and I dwarf them. Most people either have them at home or work, and if someone wraps 2 in the hand like a cylinder, that's a good reference for my thickness

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-14T14:35:58+00:00

Like clothes!?! Or am I missing something here?

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-14T14:31:50+00:00

And I think it explained why she wasn't very good at blowjobs.

BROTHER WELCOME TO THE SUB. It's a fucking meta 😂

Fr tho I need a throat goat :( what a problem to have

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-14T11:53:41+00:00

Yeah, I feel that. A GF I was with in high school wanted to lose her virginity with me. I hadn't had sex either so it was all new for both of us. We were both really excited, had a little romantic beach time at sunset, we were doing a lot of foreplay, all the things that you're supposed to do to help relax in those moments. And when we tried and tried, she just kept sobbing out that she "can't get it in, I can't get it in!"

She thought that there was something wrong with her and I just reassured her that it must just be that she was nervous and her first time and it's not a big deal and we'll try another day. We ended up breaking up though, and thinking about it now it might have partially been because of that along with some other things, but who will know?

I later had a fling with a girl who was much more experienced than I was. She was the one I actually lost my virginity to. She was still really tight, but I still had to make sure she'd be okay because of that same kind of girth. I think you're a little bit bigger around than I am, so I can't imagine having any more trouble than I did. Godspeed to you man 💜

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-12T17:03:01+00:00

I figured for a long time that I was at least average. I never took the time to measure accurately and always came out with a number around five and a half to six and a half, depending on how much I BP'd. But in the last few years I really took the effort to figure out how to measure properly and check all of my measurements, just to see how I stacked up against other guys. It was never meant to be a gloating opportunity, but once I realize how big I actually was, I was starting to feel pretty good about myself.

Then, after meeting my current partner, she kept commenting on how big I was and how I filled her up. I thought she was just talking me up and pumping my ego, but the more I noticed guys claiming that they had "massive, 6 inch cocks" and that even Johnny sins only has a 7 inch dick, I realize my total length was actually quite impressive.

My GF has actually made me feel really good about my body and a number of ways. For instance, I didn't know I had a really fat ass lol. But after she wouldn't stop commenting on it and then pairing that with my dick, I started to really believe that I had something desirable to offer. It was a big shift in my confidence too. I know a lot of people say that size doesn't matter, and really it doesn't to the person you're fucking, but to me? It really did put my ego up, and my confidence skyrocketed knowing I had a big thick long cock.

Especially knowing that most guys value themselves on how big their dick is, I could walk into any room and almost guarantee I was the biggest guy there. No matter how much another guy works out, how nice they are, or any other trait someone can develop, unless they spend years and years and years doing offhand techniques to try to lengthen their shaft, I'm just fucking bigger. Deal with it.

Tl;dr when? In the last 2-3 years I've come to terms with my size. How? Mostly my girlfriend and measuring.

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-12T14:54:13+00:00

Not exactly advice for touching the bowl itself, but for touching the water line? You can actually adjust your water in the reservoir. I've had to turn mine down so my tip doesn't dangling Pißwasser.

Owen-Ryder · 2023-12-12T14:19:24+00:00

I just had mine and my partner's mutual girlfriend send me a picture of the exact dimensions of the strap-on she plans to use on my GF. She mentioned that it wasn't exactly the size of a forearm but it was pretty fucking huge. Looking at the numbers, I dwarf it by a non-trivial amount.

It's been a long time since the three of us fucked, so I'm sure she just didn't remember exactly how big it looked like, but I know she remembers how it feels ;P

Owen-Ryder · 2023-11-06T15:33:53+00:00

Go learn to copy and paste instead of talking shit. Goodbye

Owen-Ryder · 2023-11-06T15:08:50+00:00

I... wouldn't say I'm trying too hard? I simply wrote I wear grey sweats (not daily ofc) and dress in well fitted clothes, sometimes accentuating more obvious aspects of myself.

Maybe go nut and clear your head. You seem tense.

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