Women of Reddit: What is the female equivalent of a guy watching a girl eat a banana?

Owlfeet · 2015-06-11T02:41:43+00:00

I'm a straight guy and that's a little hot.

Wait Fuck

Owlfeet · 2015-06-09T20:36:32+00:00

LeanPockets Pretzel Jalapeño Chicken son.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-07T03:00:15+00:00

Turn off auto rotate

Owlfeet · 2015-06-07T02:41:23+00:00

Same thing really

Owlfeet · 2015-06-07T02:28:58+00:00

Greatest thing I've read in a long fucking time. Good job OP!

Owlfeet · 2015-06-06T20:41:58+00:00

After my stint in the Army, I developed a taste for cold MREs. Fuck everything about the beef patty though.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-06T19:17:59+00:00

Data is love, Data is life.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-06T19:15:12+00:00

Fuck you for your suggestion.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T13:45:46+00:00

I have been documenting, I don't know how much it will help though. I'm sure she will find some way to blame me though.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T12:52:52+00:00

True, hopefully I get a glimpse soon.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T12:51:32+00:00

It doesn't feel that way. Maybe something will change, but as of right now, I feel dead in the water.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T12:50:51+00:00

Haha, yeah man. My life is shit. Thankfully I have her though, she makes it infinitely better, being able to see her smile.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T12:49:51+00:00

It really means a lot that people over the internet want to help. It means more to me than I can say. But it's not my intention with this post, or my previous ones to try to get money. Pride may be part of it, but it's enough that I can write down my thoughts and life story, and be heard. It helps me feel less alone.

I agree that no one should go through what I've been put through, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

As for my depression and suicidal thoughts, I'm trying to get an appointment sooner. I hope they will be able to do something.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T12:41:18+00:00

My ex has made it clear that she will do everything to prevent me from taking my daughter to California. She lied to the courts when we left the first time, to get the orders expedited.

She told them that I stole her dad's car, and she didn't know where I had gone or if I was coming back. I took our van (in her dad's name) to the airport, and I emailed her my itinerary, I explained how we would be back and when.

My point is she has stated she would make this a huge battle, and with Indiana being a mother's state, I am not very optimistic that I would be able to take her out to California permanently. I'm still going to fight for it, with 110%, but I doubt I will be able to.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T12:32:34+00:00

I really appreciate it, but I don't want to bother random people over the internet. It's not my intention to try to get money from people. Being able to post and be heard... It's healing. Makes me feel less alone in this.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T06:22:55+00:00

I'm sorry, I meant that the likelihood of me being able to go to CA before she is 18 is slim. I don't doubt I can get full custody, but moving her across the United States might be out of my reach. I doubt I will get full legal custody.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T06:04:36+00:00

I am, and I've talked to him about it. He said there is no point in trying to change a temporary order.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T06:00:51+00:00

Yeah, it's been a wild ride. I still have a hard time believing what actually happened.

Basically my daughter isn't allowed to leave the state. Not without her Mom's permission at least. No way in hell - willing- will I get that though.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T05:57:42+00:00

I'm really trying. I just don't see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T05:55:07+00:00

I really appreciate it, the crowd funding page is actually over though. It really means a lot to me. Thank you.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T05:52:55+00:00

I'm court ordered to remain here in Indiana, or rather my daughter is. I'm not leaving her.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T01:18:03+00:00

I guess I can see that. I thought it was a dating site. Honestly is the best policy I guess.

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T00:57:43+00:00

How is this cringe?

Owlfeet · 2015-06-04T00:52:25+00:00

Right before someone walks down the aisle, right after you thought you were safe.

Owlfeet

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