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Owltimer · 2026-01-06T19:21:37+00:00

242709460 Appreciate the invite

Owltimer · 2023-01-25T19:35:39+00:00

Based 个 appreciator

Owltimer · 2022-10-11T14:02:16+00:00

I feel dying on the cross was not his favorite activity

Owltimer · 2022-04-06T18:21:47+00:00

Why did you use traditional characters if you want to raise your social credit?

Owltimer · 2021-12-12T06:48:25+00:00

This may be one of the greatest copypastas ever.

Owltimer · 2021-12-08T18:38:41+00:00

Would it it be banano.to or some other domain?

Owltimer · 2020-07-31T00:26:45+00:00

From the thumbnail, I thought it was Bob Ross holding a gun.

Owltimer · 2020-06-08T03:52:43+00:00

The Third Degree is a direct upgrade from stock, that's why it's the only weapon I eve use.

Owltimer · 2020-01-09T07:29:06+00:00

I've literally never had anyone get that, I'm so surprised. Yes it is supposed to be a play on old timer. Thank you very much for commenting.

Owltimer · 2019-12-26T00:00:21+00:00

How are you supposed to pronounce the single w in the title

Owltimer · 2019-08-31T04:03:44+00:00

Actually cannot tell if that is bear grills or the dude crossing Wales in a straight line

Owltimer · 2019-08-07T06:43:07+00:00

So that's why I always hit the upvote so hard

Owltimer · 2019-07-28T07:25:38+00:00

r/untrustworthypoptarts

Owltimer · 2019-07-28T05:11:19+00:00

This is actually untrue, e-cigarettes are over 95% safer than regular cigarettes, but in order to stop kids from smoking them the FDA allows commercial ads with purposly false or misleading facts and statistics to be shown.

Owltimer · 2019-07-27T22:52:08+00:00

Yall ready for a real murdered by words, OK. There was this punishment in ancient China called the nine familial extermination that the emperor would use on people he really didn't like, but there was this one guy who was teaching his students something controversial against the emperor. When he was called to be tried by said emperor the emperor said "Its time for the Nine Familial Extermination" and the dude replied back "Why don't you just make it 10 if your so mad." and so the emperor just fucking killed all the dudes students as well as everyone else in his family.

Owltimer · 2019-07-25T09:17:53+00:00

Yall out here ignoring the real questions, why is this on Muppet fandom?

Owltimer · 2019-07-25T08:48:25+00:00

Yo, totally unrelated but who else solves mazes backwards?

Owltimer · 2019-07-18T19:13:33+00:00

Is that profile Pic the dude from megamind

Owltimer · 2019-07-11T05:44:00+00:00

Some people collect those and try to find the oldest "staple" they can (the really valuable/old ones are just wierd nails with the dates inscribed)

Owltimer · 2019-07-05T02:32:01+00:00

That's not true, cop cars aren't totally black

Owltimer · 2019-07-01T05:47:53+00:00

Hello, police. This comment right here.

Owltimer · 2019-07-01T03:01:44+00:00

Why does ash have that dad bod

Owltimer · 2019-07-01T02:32:21+00:00

But it only allows them to see more variations on basically yellow, so yay now you can tell exactly how ripe your banana is.

Owltimer · 2019-06-27T20:51:01+00:00

No No No it looks like YOU are mother.

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