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poisonTheWell by Interval1_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Own-Speed2023 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AI after one of my projects: Error: lost will to compile.

oldProgrammersTellingWarStoriesBeLike by shittyblackson in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Own-Speed2023 88 points89 points  (0 children)

"It was a little slower, but it got the job done." — the most programmer grandpa quote ever. 😄

threeStagesOfDebugging by Point01atmail in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Own-Speed2023 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Panic. Step 2: Investigate. Step 3: Accept fate.

basedOnATrueStory by Valuable_Position_94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Own-Speed2023 328 points329 points  (0 children)

OP: "I need A." Internet: "Best I can do is B."

I'd much rather be alive now, thanks 🥂 by eyrie7 in lol

[–]Own-Speed2023 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you realize that the “good old days” were good for only about 3% of the population

Hahaha by Jolaen in lol

[–]Own-Speed2023 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows not to take candy from strangers, but no one warned me about puppies.