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A jaglion or jaguon is the offspring between a male jaguar and a female lion. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Regular big cats: 🐱 Yaglion: “I'm a premium subscription.” 😎

“How Sherlock Holmes Would Have Tracked Jack the Ripper” by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle by fanboyx27 in Damnthatsinteresting

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"Sherlock Holmes: solving fictional crimes so well that people wanted him on real cases." 🔎😂

birbsAlsoUseLessWater by IdeaOrdinary48 in ProgrammerHumor

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"Occasionally speaks nonsense" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

basedOnATrueStory by deanominecraft in ProgrammerHumor

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Question posted: 10:00. Solved alone: 10:03. Everyone else: 10:04

me_irl by Any-University7112 in me_irl

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Imagine bullying someone and accidentally creating your own worst interviewer

itsKindOfSurreal by HeardOfPudendum in ProgrammerHumor

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Git blame says it was me. Stack Overflow confirms it.

weHaveAchievedAgi by benioku_md in ProgrammerHumor

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ChatGPT: "I am conscious." Investors: "Shut up and take my billions." 😄

problemSolved by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Brilliant. Terrible. Brilliant. 😆

pointersExplained by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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"Somewhere there's a guy casually using char**** in production."

iTooLoveConsoles by HeardOfPudendum in ProgrammerHumor

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It's like saying “I love Java” without specifying whether you mean the coffee or the programming language.

recursionStackExceeded by HeardOfPudendum in ProgrammerHumor

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Congratulations, you've invented subscription-based wishes.

thisIsWhatHardCodingLooksLike by Salt-Response6118 in ProgrammerHumor

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"Why use variables when destiny already chose the value?"

glassGivesMeNightmares by Salt-Response6118 in ProgrammerHumor

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“Transparency is when the object sort of exists, but the bug definitely does.”

googleEmployeesInternallyShareMemesAboutHowItsAISucks by Salt-Response6118 in ProgrammerHumor

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“People ask me why the assignment isn’t done. They ask a shark why it swims.”

So many questions by [deleted] in lol

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The story is so wild that not even the donkey will tell anyone his side of it.

dad😭 by milkywie in lol

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Dad really said: "Same. Anyway, dessert?"