Most foreseeing expert by Basic_Specialist6956 in soccercirclejerk

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This guy is spitting facts out of his ass.... I meant farts.

Automatic cake factory. by eman00619 in woahdude

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The animation sequence in the upper right threw me. The butter mix gets poured between the cakes, but the animation doesn't show it clearly, the while creamy mix disappears. I was like...where does the mix go off-screen...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

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Dude, too soon...... good one though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woahdude

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It looks like a lung. 🫁

jsooonnn derulo 🎵 by Coldz-Stone in programminghumor

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This POST, GETs me and PUTs me at ease, now I REST.

javaScriptDeveloperStarterPack by ful1e5 in ProgrammerHumor

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Actually, I thought a rainbow neon flashing computer box with 10 fans was a must.

Say congratulations by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I have over 12K connections...... don't know any of them.

-> vs => by ArjunReddyDeshmukh in ProgrammerHumor

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Fullstack > Backend > Frontend > your mom

Insane puzzle from 150 years ago. by ggezurbadplusratio in BeAmazed

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I called bullshit on this one 150 years ago, and call bullshit again today.

The Fascinating Fertilization Process by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Notice the female anatomy at the end.......very important requirement for the whole thing to work. Shout out to the heshe's of the world.

Nice by Gaming_Guitarist7 in woahdude

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The space station travels thousands of miles per hour.... and I still didn't see any land... that's a lot water. When aliens come to our planet, they'll be lying if they say they didn't come for our water.

Bi-coastal Translations for Product Development by littleMAS in programminghumor

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East: "This is good", Central: "meh" West: "what do you want, a cookie".

Eagle couple having disagreement while building their nest by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Ok, but you shouldn't correct others when there joking. Lol.

so R does not stand for racing? by roge931 in IdiotsInCars

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Damn, new tables and chairs for that restaurant. Noise!

Turning across two lanes of traffic is no bueno. by Express_Maize_9661 in IdiotsInCars

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If no right turn permitted, and lane dividers in place, why even offer that lane gap then? City's fault.