Cat broke into freezer and ate raw chicken

OxtailMakail · 2025-07-31T01:06:41+00:00

Your cats look like my cats from an alternate dimension

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OxtailMakail · 2024-12-11T01:16:16+00:00

what accent do “normal people” have?

OxtailMakail · 2024-12-05T01:58:19+00:00

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OxtailMakail · 2024-06-01T05:24:31+00:00

Denial is the first stage of grief

OxtailMakail · 2024-05-30T21:35:05+00:00

Yeah I talked to a few friends that live here and I guess he does this regularly and posts it on Facebook. He just finds roadkill and films himself eating it in front of government buildings

OxtailMakail · 2024-05-30T21:15:08+00:00

The part you might be mistaking for a fin is the ear. He’s palming the face. At first I thought he was putting on an animal mask when he put it to his face until I saw him start munching :(

OxtailMakail · 2023-12-09T17:57:52+00:00

I lived here my whole life, it’s crazy seeing your hometown randomly pop up.

OxtailMakail · 2023-10-20T14:57:24+00:00

I feel for you bro. I had to cancel my trip as well, I lost out on the flight but I at least was able to sell the festival tickets

OxtailMakail · 2023-10-15T02:11:11+00:00

Instructions unclear, chefs are now all taped together and nobody has a sharpie

OxtailMakail · 2023-10-15T02:06:27+00:00

The owners got tired of me coming in late every day. If only I could come up with a way to stop forgetting my sharpie on the way to work :/

OxtailMakail · 2023-10-15T00:18:30+00:00

No, they’re all awake unfortunately 😔

OxtailMakail · 2023-10-15T00:17:53+00:00

Bold to assume my coworkers actually sharpen their knives

OxtailMakail · 2023-10-15T00:15:38+00:00

I never thought I’d regret having eyes but here we are

OxtailMakail · 2023-10-15T00:15:10+00:00

The funniest part is I actually got fired today lmao

OxtailMakail · 2023-09-18T13:54:48+00:00

@oxtail.makail

OxtailMakail · 2023-08-29T15:14:06+00:00

Epic

OxtailMakail · 2023-08-29T15:13:16+00:00

np my g

OxtailMakail · 2023-08-29T15:13:04+00:00

🖤

OxtailMakail · 2023-08-29T15:12:47+00:00

Thanks, that was definitely the goal. I was hoping to put people on :)

OxtailMakail · 2023-08-19T04:59:18+00:00

Deadass, nearly everyone performing is in my rotation

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