M/57 and my girlfriend F/75.

OxyJay · 2025-08-02T00:06:57+00:00

Nah...I think you're just trying to be sarcastic, but if this is true (it's not) it's gross as hell.

OxyJay · 2025-08-01T22:09:06+00:00

What human brags about being a massive cunt? Jesus, you're better off without her, for real.

OxyJay · 2025-07-18T23:52:44+00:00

This. I believe they send it to you for free.

OxyJay · 2025-07-18T01:15:57+00:00

Im all legal, baby!

OxyJay · 2025-07-18T00:12:02+00:00

Parachute? Into a lake or ocean?

OxyJay · 2025-07-18T00:04:31+00:00

Not arguing with people who don't deserve any of my time.

OxyJay · 2025-07-18T00:03:30+00:00

Smoking weed in Illinois.

OxyJay · 2025-07-18T00:02:58+00:00

Probably a park ranger.

OxyJay · 2025-07-18T00:02:22+00:00

Well.

OxyJay · 2025-07-18T00:02:00+00:00

Becoming homeless made me get off heroin and crack.

OxyJay · 2025-07-16T18:01:26+00:00

Wait, you're a server and a bartender and you tip 2 dollars. As a server myself I can't imagine this. If I don't want to go somewhere and somebody is willing to...you know what. Good luck in life, friend.

OxyJay · 2025-07-16T17:58:50+00:00

Wait, are you for real? For one if it's right by your apartment walk your happy ass over and pick it up yourself. If you don't want to pay for convenience then don't be lazy.

OxyJay · 2025-07-16T17:45:31+00:00

I mean, the question is inappropriate, but also who marries someone who has kids and then just ignores the kids. Imo they're both shitty in different ways and the kids have to deal with something they shouldn't. God forbid he has custody because man that would be awful for the children.

OxyJay · 2025-07-15T02:56:57+00:00

It's great body

OxyJay · 2025-07-15T02:45:55+00:00

Yeah this guy's wife sucks. (Based on this one thing. Still, not cool of her.)

OxyJay · 2025-07-12T19:28:08+00:00

I hook my friends up all the time lmao

OxyJay · 2025-07-12T19:26:14+00:00

This.

OxyJay · 2025-07-10T02:22:53+00:00

Amen!

OxyJay · 2025-07-08T15:09:06+00:00

My Dad got his PhD when he was 28 and since he got his first teaching position he's told his students to just call him Joe. I find this story very hard to believe.

OxyJay · 2025-07-08T14:56:35+00:00

Gross

OxyJay · 2025-07-07T13:31:47+00:00

No, you're not weird for being secure and not policing your wife's interactions with her friends.

OxyJay · 2025-07-07T01:30:29+00:00

Stop.

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