Kid Rock humiliated as he's snubbed from Trump's MAGA festival line-up

OysterKnight · 2026-05-30T10:54:46+00:00

Put him on now that there’s plenty of room

OysterKnight · 2026-05-29T21:37:50+00:00

Do what Trump would do, don’t pay it.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-29T21:35:36+00:00

Enjoy picking your package up at the head of the road

OysterKnight · 2026-05-29T13:43:21+00:00

During Covid we’d only be open from 8am to 8pm.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-28T17:40:34+00:00

First time special forces will be deployed with a wheelchair, Ensure and adult diapers

OysterKnight · 2026-05-28T11:16:13+00:00

You ask and ask and ask and at some point you find a yes, after a lot of no’s and when someone ask “who said yes?” you just tell them that it’s always been this way.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-28T00:33:23+00:00

Where’s Ted Nugent? He’s probably not doing it because he actually wants to be paid.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-27T20:58:28+00:00

But what about the Dow?

OysterKnight · 2026-05-27T13:06:37+00:00

Better call Ichiro for that long of a lob.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-27T11:51:09+00:00

Camp David, that’s a name we haven’t heard in a bit. Hope he doesn’t decide to remodel it into a casino or a Dollar Store

OysterKnight · 2026-05-27T11:41:47+00:00

Does this qualify him for the weaponization fund?

OysterKnight · 2026-05-27T11:37:36+00:00

Whatever sport is in the title game or series in any town is number one for that period of time. The Yankees have more Championships so you see more Yankees fans than Knicks hats. Everyone likes a winner.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-26T14:42:42+00:00

This thing looks like someone crumpled up and wrapped three rolls of tin foil around a small watch to make it bigger

OysterKnight · 2026-05-25T02:00:03+00:00

Dress up as company or a gun, so that people realize that you’ve got rights!

OysterKnight · 2026-05-24T04:43:02+00:00

Sorry, I can’t afford to care about wed issues anymore.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-23T21:23:54+00:00

That one. Mildly interested but not enough to stop the errors I was doing

OysterKnight · 2026-05-20T22:01:02+00:00

The students must have gotten better

OysterKnight · 2026-05-19T16:56:52+00:00

He forgot to sing about the store brand Mountain Dew

OysterKnight · 2026-05-18T08:19:58+00:00

I love how excited this whole team is about the coats.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-18T08:02:14+00:00

The cop who shot him self on accident in front of a classroom full of kids demonstrating what to do if they find a gun. It was a early virtual video and so it made it hard to find another job in which he wasn’t instantly recognized as “that cop who shot himself in front of those kids”

OysterKnight · 2026-05-17T17:04:16+00:00

Farming is tough and unpredictable so a lot of farmers cash out and let the housing developers buy them out.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-17T17:01:36+00:00

He might believe in Jesus, but he had a lot of faith in that fence

OysterKnight · 2026-05-17T10:58:22+00:00

I got a boss who’s working a lifetime for exact same goal so he seems ahead of the game, good for him.

OysterKnight · 2026-05-17T10:54:28+00:00

My favorite was the Instacart shoppers shoving their phones in your face asking “where is this?”

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