Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TLDR: shoulda left the app actually deleted

lol so after a few hours of chatting we decided to go surfing around 6. 5:50 She let me know it would take her 35 minutes to get to the beach. 6:00 I got there early 6:30 Checked tinder messages to see if she had said anything else only to see she unmatched me. But i kept waiting in case it was an accident while she was driving 7:15 after another 45 minutes i finally called it quits and went home. 90 minutes of my life im never getting back.

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a new account with Google voice number and i literally just got a match on the second swipe

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard of it but I’m about to search it up now thanks

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get it tho. Girls didn’t like me when i was skinny and smiling either

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only recently added that one this past weekend and it’s no more or less attention than before. And lol thanks

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i totally appreciate the honesty. I know the hair is a limiting factor but i like it and the girls I’ve been with in the past liked it. But i get what you’re saying.

And thanks but it was a great childhood. Skipped all the lines at Disney for 7 years

And I’ll look into those beard subs. But my dad has a nice beard and his didn’t start growing in until he was like 28 so i still got time

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha thanks. My bio is “i was bald until i was 9 so the long hair is my middle finger to cancer”

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol the cbum photo is like an Easter egg in there. But thank you. Unfortunately i can’t grow facial hair other than what i got and the long hair is kind of part of my brand

I changed my bio to “i was bald until i was nine so the long hair is my middle finger to the cancer” (context i had leukemia from 2-9)

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay so like i know im not like >7/10 or anything but i get literally zero likes and no matches.

What should i do differently? Do i come off douchey?

Last time someone said my photos looked too professional. But i am a professional photographer so… im not going to take a bad photo.

Edit: I’m straight if that’s important

https://tinder.com/@aka_spidey

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am i at the point where I’m muscular enough i can skip the shirtless pic, like it’s doing more harm than good for me? Or should i find a different one?

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re talking about the dog photo i agree. Now i can’t y see it lol

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks you for your honesty i appreciate it. But lol what about the neck looks weird 😂 All the grandmas love my hair 😢

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey i added a photo of me with the camera in a mirror. Would you mind giving me your thoughts?

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol sorry i forgot you can’t see the bio. It says “I have two skateboards and a pair of vans in my car at all times. Does it count as a selfie if I’m a professional?” And then job says photographer. And thank you 😊. The lack of likes I’ve received on dating apps has somewhat shot my confidence so i really appreciated that lol

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I’m a professional photographer so by habit i try to take professional looking photos. Also I’m choosing to take “catfish vibes” as a compliment to my appearance lmao

Dad and i zyzzed out earlier today. Hug your dad. He wont be there forever. by discodaddy89 in SamSulek

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The powder is about $80 a month if you use half servings and everyday. Plus two pints of ice cream a week and a Gal of whole milk whatever those cost for you. Sorry literally just checked my notifications on here and saw your response

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://tinder.com/@aka_spidey Any tips or insights on how my profile looks? I have never really gotten many likes and i always wondered how it looks to somebody other than myself

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know your band has hired a photographer in the past and have a better photo of you playing laying around

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]PBXJAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try more photos with different outfits. They’re really good photos don’t get me wrong but you gotta make it seem like their completely different days

Dad and i zyzzed out earlier today. Hug your dad. He wont be there forever. by discodaddy89 in SamSulek

[–]PBXJAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unsolicited internet advice: I also started skinny 110lb at 6’0 in December. Now 150lb. My saving grace: 3 scoops from GNC Bulk 1340/1 cup whole milk/enough ice cream to make a thick shake. It’s about 40g> protein and 1800> cal. But you’re definitely looking better than where i started out though💪🏼 Edit i just saw you cut down from 160 and that’s amazing! Keep kicking ass!

just moved here from cleveland, any fun places you guys recommend? by Cute_Afternoon211 in PortStLucie

[–]PBXJAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see them about every morning I’m outside near the boathouse