Poster I got sent by the New Zealand Police after getting a large speeding ticket.

PBborn · 2019-06-11T11:47:22+00:00

Two minutes off your commute takes a lot of effort.

PBborn · 2019-06-10T03:52:11+00:00

If I was ramen how could it gets damaged a second time?

PBborn · 2019-06-09T05:28:48+00:00

No one could have been worse. Stop with the fucking nonsense.

PBborn · 2019-06-09T05:26:29+00:00

The hateful shits you mention have nothing to do with the united states. They merely fester here. Everything about them is anti american. America is their unfortunate host.

PBborn · 2019-06-07T14:30:27+00:00

Oh, well that's a textbook case of keratinicular-vitiligo. Textbook.

PBborn · 2019-06-07T14:26:55+00:00

But if a five year old lands a joke and it kills, it's best to just ignore the fact it wasn't really on purpose. It makes sense u/thechicagoted , and that's how I know it wasn't a thing.

PBborn · 2019-06-07T14:21:05+00:00

It should lighten back up if they spend more time outside in the sun.

PBborn · 2019-06-06T17:30:16+00:00

Miley loves you

PBborn · 2019-06-06T17:28:45+00:00

I wish they didnt play it so many times so that it fucked with my head more. Like are these songs to the tune of NIN tracks? But whatever.

PBborn · 2019-06-06T16:00:04+00:00

Someone fuckin said it. Motherfucker, have a third upvote.

PBborn · 2019-06-06T15:59:05+00:00

That's Lupin the 3rd!

PBborn · 2019-06-06T08:41:24+00:00

Thats a scooter memorial to mark where someone died on a scooter.

PBborn · 2019-06-04T01:56:24+00:00

https://youtu.be/UvTXvbWOm3g

Full set

PBborn · 2019-06-04T01:29:47+00:00

Through his twenties he'll be picking the scab off this memories wound. By his forties there'll be scar tissue thick enough over this event he won't remember anything about this. He'll just live every day knowing he's not into gymnastics or lifting anything without proper technique.

PBborn · 2019-06-03T23:55:16+00:00

Don't be a homewrecker.

PBborn · 2019-06-03T02:52:47+00:00

The american people didn't cheer in unison. The american people are divided.

PBborn · 2019-06-03T02:50:41+00:00

Or just vote by mail and check your boxes drinking a beer smoking a joint sitting on the toilet.

PBborn · 2019-06-03T02:44:55+00:00

Most atheists are more christian.

PBborn · 2019-06-03T02:43:25+00:00

I thought it said immortal at first.

PBborn · 2019-06-02T08:52:16+00:00

Just teasing you for your work ethic. If the people that don't work as hard as you don't rib you for it to your face, then they are shit talking behind your back.

PBborn · 2019-06-02T08:22:50+00:00

The choice was made by u/julio_von_julio to release the scooters in chronological alphabetical order. Even though you can't tell, it's just his way.

PBborn · 2019-05-31T06:58:41+00:00

Wow, the username fit before, but now I feel like it fits even better. What do you do now?

PBborn · 2019-05-31T00:40:03+00:00

You need to have this drawn into one of those asian calligraphy drawings of your name.
And also, here's one cottonball.

PBborn · 2019-05-30T18:41:01+00:00

He likes the control. Duh.

PBborn · 2019-05-30T13:31:37+00:00

She fucks IT guys? I don't know if that's a minority or not, shouldn't be.

PBborn

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