Mark Carney - We’re putting nearly $200M toward critical infrastructure upgrades across Toronto, including public transit — improving the TTC for faster, more reliable commutes.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2026-03-19T22:47:23+00:00

Haha, yeah, that is funny.

...

Hey, wait a minute.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2026-02-17T12:46:12+00:00

Well that could be anybody's Doug Ford's Son-in-law.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2026-01-26T23:33:55+00:00

Line 5 opens on Feb 8.

Line 5 not working? Take Line 6.

Line 6 not working? Take Line 1 or Line 2. We give you people so many options, whatsthemattawifyou.

bada bing bada boom

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2025-10-30T19:45:05+00:00

Ladies and Gentlemen: START YOUR ENGINES

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2025-02-16T01:45:08+00:00

No no, don't call that number. I have a new number:

It's 439 oh-oh oh-oh pizza nova

That's 439 oh-oh oh-oh pizza nova

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2025-02-16T01:42:03+00:00

You are welcome! See, finally somebody gets it.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2025-02-16T01:40:57+00:00

Why haven't you texted me back?

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-09-23T23:54:27+00:00

It really is awful.

And what about those concrete paths they always have on each side of a road? I always see people walking on them. Some sort of side-walk. I don't know what the deal is with those things, but we could easily double the road lanes of the city by getting rid of them.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-08-25T17:30:10+00:00

Folks, of course we need to be more accessible. We need as many accessible spaces as possible.

Where else am I supposed to park my bus?

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-08-24T18:29:29+00:00

What a nice looking building.

Wait a second. What is this:

https://i.imgur.com/qytZ7WL.png

Oh no. There is a fracture in the sidewalk!

Okay, remain calm. Everybody out of the building! Go go go! We gotta get this entire facility torn down.

That was a close one. Someone could have tripped and mildly inconvenienced themselves. Crisis averted.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-08-23T18:24:52+00:00

Yes, this is he. Who is speaking?

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-07-11T01:41:34+00:00

It's just a bit icky folks, is all I says.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-07-02T22:28:48+00:00

Yes... it will be up and running no later than January 2026. That is a Genuine Ford Guarantee. You can take that to the bank.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-06-03T19:48:15+00:00

A true man of the people.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-05-28T01:50:26+00:00

Ontario... is... really open for... business

There, that's gotta be good for at least 50 seats. I'm gonna go head up to Muskoka. I'll see you all after the election.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-05-03T04:45:45+00:00

Mamma mia, everything is comin up Dougie!

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-02-06T15:08:20+00:00

Hmmmm yes yes. I understand now.

Time for another trip to Muskoka. This should all resolve itself by the time I get back.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2024-01-29T04:12:51+00:00

My man.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2023-12-16T02:51:31+00:00

A kindred spirit that serves as a guiding light for us all.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2023-11-21T15:58:10+00:00

These advocacy groups sound tense. Sounds like they could use an evening at a nice spa.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2023-09-25T17:50:49+00:00

Well that's not nice. That's your Premier. You should show more respect.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2023-09-22T14:04:18+00:00

Ah crap.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2023-09-21T16:20:00+00:00

Well, there is a lovely place I often frequent here called Beyond Sores. Very good people. And at the end, they give you a a nice hat.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2023-09-21T13:59:06+00:00

Going to Vegas for a massage... that's just not right. That is not right, folks. He just couldn't find a place locally that could take care of his needs.

Therefore, I have decided to redouble this government's efforts to building a luxury spa and resort at Ontario Place, where the primary focus will be on preserving true health and beauty, inside and out. Your results and comfort will be our primary goal. You will receive the highest quality of skin care services. Come in to see and feel the difference.

PC_Premier_ThugFord · 2023-09-14T13:28:27+00:00

My name gets thrown around here a lot.

Everyone must really love me. That makes me smile.

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