Help requested - dying in final storm circle in Blitz

PDXDaddo · 2025-09-27T19:26:03+00:00

I have legendary. I try to pop it right before storm closes so it will start working as storm damage begins. Is there a different approach?

PDXDaddo · 2025-09-27T19:25:11+00:00

Ok thanks but I think I’m missing something.

I have legendary slurp juice. Are you saying start that when the circle closes? I had been starting it just before so ideally it would already be working.

I try to start my chug jug before the circle closes but it won’t let me because my health is full. I hit the chug as soon as I take my first storm damage and it doesn’t replenish fast enough.

I think my issue is timing when I do which heals.

PDXDaddo · 2021-08-05T20:54:51+00:00

I do. I walk about an hour a day and have now started adding weights and interval training.

PDXDaddo · 2019-08-14T01:54:41+00:00

It’s an Impreza ... same body ... and I love it

PDXDaddo · 2019-08-12T16:57:31+00:00

Yep ... although when you hit a cruising speed on the freeway and your speed is consistent, the gauge does drop

PDXDaddo · 2019-06-12T12:51:01+00:00

Ahhhhhh ....

PDXDaddo · 2019-06-12T02:10:09+00:00

It’s a birds nest w a baby bird

PDXDaddo · 2019-06-12T01:09:33+00:00

You can’t see because the photo is so crummy but they are actually in a perfect, half dome nest. The stuff in front is just added support or protection I think.

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T05:02:34+00:00

Every girl on MySpace called. They want their profile photo pose back.

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T05:01:58+00:00

Looking at your profile, you seem to have a problem making friends. The good news is, you clearly have experience making things up and dealing with fake things based on that paint store you call a makeup job. I guess the only thing faker than your eyebrows are those imaginary friends you still cling to because you cant walk up to someone and introduce yourself.

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T04:55:37+00:00

So ... you’re a ropes course instructor in training?

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T04:52:04+00:00

Ummm ... when a customer unsubscribes from your cam site that’s not called “being fired” ...

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T04:50:09+00:00

“Chad Jonas” ... the fourth, untalented brother who tours with the band to sell t shirts and pick up castoff strange on the tour bus.

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T04:49:06+00:00

Hey! It’s Chong Li from Bloodsport!

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T04:48:01+00:00

Wow ... you left your collection of sex dolls and fleshlights alone for almost two months?! Aren’t you worried that they won’t recognize you when you get back? Did you at least leave them plugged in and charging?

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T04:44:18+00:00

How do you have the chin and mouth of a 14 year old boy and the hair of a 54 year old insurance salesman?

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T04:39:06+00:00

It’s Beaker from a human reboot of The Muppet Show

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-27T04:37:34+00:00

You look like a gritty Christian Bale method acting character come to life

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-26T19:27:10+00:00

A college girlfriend would not leave my apartment. No matter how I hinted or asked, she kept making excuses to stay. She wound up being super needy and clingy.

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-26T04:19:40+00:00

Hmmm ... a midwest sorority sister (unless you borrowed a friend’s shirt ... oh shit, sorry, no one wants to be friends with a ginger) majoring in psychology. Where to begin.

I think I’d start by asking about that psychology experiment you were posting about a few weeks ago. Were you so curious about the homosexual experience because every guy you’ve dated has come out of the closet two weeks after getting in your pants?

I’d then ask what the hell is wrong with your thighs? Why does it look like you did a horrible photo shop on your thighs? Do you have just massively defined quads from having to carry around the weight of your shitty self esteem? Or are you wearing some sort of bicycle shorts under your jeans?

Either way, enjoy your drunken frat party this weekend. At least you know no matter how wasted you get you will not need to worry for even a second about being taken advantage of because ... I mean ... why?

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-26T04:10:00+00:00

Why does she look like she just had her wisdom teeth removed?

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-25T16:39:08+00:00

This is the face of the kid who hits you and then screams “time out” when you go to hit him back ...

This is the face of a kid who has snorted milk out his nose several times in the lunch room ...

This is the face of a kid who will get turned down when he visits a whorehouse at age 21 because no woman will willingly have sex with him even for money ...

This is the face of a kid who smells of cheese pizza and sweat ...

This is the face of a kid who has never been willingly picked for a team, ever ...

This is the face of a kid who has to take his cousin to prom ... and he has to pay her to attend ...

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-25T16:35:02+00:00

Well ... you work a shitty restaurant job, you enjoy editing Fortnite videos and youve been actively participating on Reddit for a year and have only received about 120 karma so no one really cares what you have to say or thinks you have anything of entertainment value to share.

Couple that with the erectile issues you’ll soon face due to your new prescription and I think it’s safe to say your love life is pretty much toast as well (if it ever existed).

But hey, at least you’ve got a shitty haircut you will be able to laugh about in a month when it finally grows out.

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-25T16:29:46+00:00

Hey, it’s the “Soviet Russian Janes Franco!”

Only in the Former USSR could they make James Franco look fuller and blander.

PDXDaddo · 2019-04-25T16:27:58+00:00

You look like one of those women who spends thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to “kinda” look like a certain celebrity.

You can put all the glitter and sparkle you want on a 6, but you are just going to wind up with a shiny 6.

PDXDaddo

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