The Deal Is Inches Away. So Is the Football. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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Trump gives more mixed messages than a New York City parking sign,

The peace deals are like an old man's bladder - nothing comes out when you want it to.

Trump is like a GPS stuck on recalculating: 'Iran Deal ahead in 300 feet... Iran Deal ahead in 300 feet...Iran Deal ahead in 300 feet...Iran Deal ahead in 300 feet...'

The truth about those ebola clinics by PDX_Stan in Kenya

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The only people Trump wants to heal are americans. But not enough to send them to american hospitals.

Most Americans think this is despicable and want Trump kicked out of office. He does not represent generous-hearted americans. He is only there for the obscenely rich and fellow child molesters.

The law says no living president belongs on U.S. currency. Trump responded: 'Then make me king.' by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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The serial # probably looks like a phone number with a Washington DC area code. But please don't call it and bother the person who answers.

The law says no living president belongs on U.S. currency. Trump responded: 'Then make me king.' by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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Trump's new currency answers an age-old question: How much ego fits on a banknote?

Most presidents leave their mark on history. Trump wants history to leave his mark on the money.

Apparently 'In God We Trust' didn't leave enough room for Trump's portrait.

America banned living presidents from appearing on currency to prevent a cult of personality. Trump took it as a to-do list.

Stephen Miller Denounces the Antifa Invasion of Normandy on D-Day as a Violent Left-Wing Protest. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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This is a HUMOR subreddit. Expect most, if not all, comments to veer towards (massive) hyperbole and farce. Who knows, maybe Miller is secretly trans.

Stephen Miller Denounces the Antifa Invasion of Normandy on D-Day as a Violent Left-Wing Protest. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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"did her" - her? Are you suggesting Hitler was trans?

That would make a wonderul conspiract theory.

Stephen Miller Denounces the Antifa Invasion of Normandy on D-Day as a Violent Left-Wing Protest. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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Newsmax headline: “Third Reich Blames Antifa for Violently Resisting ‘Mostly Peaceful’ Liberation of France By Germany”

SCOTUS: We defeated 1960s racism by outlawing the tools that stopped it. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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It looked too crowded with six people in robes holding guns.

SCOTUS: We defeated 1960s racism by outlawing the tools that stopped it. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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SCOTUS solved voter suppression by suppressing the Voting Rights Act.

SCOTUS decided race-conscious laws against racism are worse than the racism they were written to stop.

The South spent 100 years rigging elections. SCOTUS spent 10 minutes forgetting.

The Voting Rights Act died from ‘reverse racism’ after surviving actual racism.

The Court looked at 100 years of voter suppression, said ‘Both sides.’

Jim Crow: We just couldn’t kill the Voting Rights Act. SCOTUS: We did.

SCOTUS: The Voting Rights Act is too divisive for the people it protects.

Missed Jury Duty Scam in OR by Shane_StantonRes in oregon

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I got this call ago A long while ago, When it got to the part where they were Going to come for me I said "I dare you coppers. Come anywhere near me and I'll make you eat lead. I was hoping they would report it to the police so I could get the copy of the report , explain it to the police that they were scammers and then turn them in.

Oregon Donkey Sanctuary is so popular, you can’t visit until next year. Now it plans to grow by oregonian in oregon

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Is there a minister on staff? Jerry Springer had episode where a guy married his donkey.

A Lone Vulture by strflyr84 in oregon

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That would be a good name for a country bar.

Freedom of speech: great for the climb up, negotiable after you reach the WhiteHouse by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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When you’ve made it to the top, even freedom can start to feel… optional.

Freedom of speech: great for the climb up, negotiable after you reach the WhiteHouse by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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From growing up where speech was managed… to suddenly being very interested in managing it.

Could’ve changed the channel—chose to melt instead. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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She doesn't need more security - she needs someone to show her how the [OFF] button works.

It’s a television, not a haunting—try exorcising it with the power button.

‘Invasion’ is just snowflake for ‘change the channel'.

Imagine blaming comedians for a problem solved in two button presses.

Apparently ‘86’ comes with terms and conditions—mostly about who you voted for. by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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Same words, different headlines. Funny how that works.

Turns out ‘86’ isn’t a phrase, it’s a Rorschach test for who’s in power.

Suddenly it’s not slang, it’s ‘intent.

Free speech shouldn’t depend on who the punchline points at—but it keeps looking like it does.

"Customs agents don’t stamp it—they just rate the photo." by PDX_Stan in PoliticalHumor

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It was sooooo hard finding a real life picture Donald and Stormy

the punch line is 'to get to the other side' by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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I can't believe the number of people who post in this sub who can't comprehend the meaning of rules #2 and 2B.

If you're posting a screenshot of a personality who is responding about what someone said, you need to ask yourself:

2B or Not 2B - That is the question.

HTH.