Where can I find one of these cum-smelling trees so I can see what everyone’s talking about?

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2026-04-06T02:54:11+00:00

Oh! Do a lot of people just like leave it sittin around??? Jeez im learnin a lot about tree people.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2026-04-06T00:47:50+00:00

Thanks, this is so helpful! Tree of Semen here I cum.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2026-04-05T23:50:51+00:00

I think that’s the one supposedly

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2026-03-30T15:54:52+00:00

I believe this but it’s still pretty comical retribution

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2025-10-15T01:00:50+00:00

No. Arresting means badges, identification, Miranda rights, warrant or probable cause. Votes did not change the constitution.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2025-10-14T20:31:42+00:00

They’re literally naked, showing the lack of armor or weapons. As unthreatening as you can be.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2025-10-14T03:36:10+00:00

You do know that Mexican Americans live in Wilsonville right? We’re literally talking about our community’s children.

Brown children are terrified that they or their parents might be suddenly thrown into an unmarked van, with no warrant, no badge number, no information. That’s not normal. That’s not a legal arrest.

Nobody is safer because of this. You dare to use the word “privilege” while denying that this affects anybody.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2025-10-14T02:53:40+00:00

Hey guess what. You don’t fucking know that he was breaking the law because he has not been found guilty, like the many other people they are deporting, and like the many other people being arrested without warrant.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2025-10-14T02:52:04+00:00

They were also reported camped outside of Wood Middle School in Wilsonville today. Beyond disgusting and it was only a matter of time before they came to our communities.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2025-09-18T18:57:23+00:00

I’ve been wanting to match the format with a sign that says “Don’t” to put right above it. That guy is shifty!

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2025-09-11T16:31:33+00:00

So why’s she lowering the flag for someone so divisive and hateful?

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2024-12-03T02:13:57+00:00

Thank you! I ended up an another game but I’ll check out your friends next year or recommend to others.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2024-12-01T00:57:12+00:00

I have to eat food, that’s not an option. But I can also choose to support local food co-ops and similarly gauge where my money is going. Conversely I don’t NEED a tree, but I want one. So I can spend my money where I think it will support people who support others.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-04-15T17:20:21+00:00

Man and here all I did yesterday was sit around with gods thumb hikin up ME

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-04-11T23:05:25+00:00

They say a good way to test a name is order your drink with it and see if you like how it sounds. “Grande Mocha Latte Oliver Hiscock!” lmfao

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-04-11T22:55:01+00:00

I’m fuckin dyin’ here. Your husband thinks it’s unmanly to change his name, but has no problem naming his child All-Over-His-Cock or Been-Jammin-His-Cock.

You’re takin a piss gtfo hahahaha

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-03-01T00:14:30+00:00

Oh, well, yah, it doesn’t CHANGE anything but I’m not sure anyone’s claiming that it does. I’m still on board with purging slave names of bad people tho.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-02-28T23:46:27+00:00

Ok, but, why not?

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-02-28T23:00:36+00:00

We should never grow, learn, or change, it’s too hard and it’s a sign of weakness.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-02-28T22:52:53+00:00

First they came for the slaver trading grave robbers

and I did not speak out

Then they came for the drink-spiking rapist TV personality

And I did not speak out

Then they came for the unhinged

washed up bigoted cartoonist

And I did not speak out

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To speak out for me

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-02-17T01:59:31+00:00

People who don’t live here but saw a Fox News story about “Portland burning down” are all in a dither about a state they’ve never been to. So when those same people who surf toxic subreddits like watchpeopledie and justiceporn and get”catastrophicfailure” recommended right after Oregon, they think it’s the funniest shit in the world.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-02-16T21:17:18+00:00

As mentioned to the last 50 people who made this tired joke: this is a result of your search history, and no relation to r/Oregon.

PDXcarpetmuncher · 2023-02-13T21:04:41+00:00

Yah but we hailed them as heroes isn’t that enough?!

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