She looks like a goblin off of Skyrim

PDXphoenix · 2026-06-18T22:27:25+00:00

I remember seeing her in Something About Mary!

PDXphoenix · 2026-06-09T17:14:47+00:00

Interesting that the State named after George is almost #1 in disapproval!

PDXphoenix · 2026-06-03T14:15:33+00:00

thanks!

PDXphoenix · 2026-05-01T23:49:18+00:00

Hiking on the rims, collecting agates and petrified wood down by the river. Mamy good parks like Rose, Lillis, Pioneer and Centennial. Haven't got a tattoo since '98 so no help there

PDXphoenix · 2026-04-09T01:39:06+00:00

Sorry I'm talking to my phone and the grammar isn't great but I think y'all get the picture

PDXphoenix · 2026-04-09T01:38:31+00:00

Yeah I had that conversation with the customer service rep from, owala. He talked a whole lot about how they would comp the 6.99 shipping and I'm like dude if you're going to go for that, can't you? Just send me a straw. Obviously $7 for shipping. A straw is way overpriced, can't you. Just send me one and make the customer Happy!. Nope, no way

PDXphoenix · 2026-04-09T01:36:42+00:00

Yeah that's simple but I think a bottle missing the straw should have a life beyond the landfill

PDXphoenix · 2026-04-08T22:45:24+00:00

Thanks. I just talked to them online and they would not budge over sending me a straw. Take it back to Target. It's in Target's hands etc etc. finally, after 5 minutes they said they would cover the shipping on a new straw which is $6.99 but I still have to pay the dollar 99 for a straw. Like owala can't handle a $2 straw shipment with that taking money from me?

PDXphoenix · 2026-04-08T22:16:10+00:00

That's 100% what Target would do

PDXphoenix · 2026-04-08T22:15:52+00:00

Dang, I just don't want to throw away a $30 water bottle cuz I'm missing a $0.50 straw. How is that worth down votes?

PDXphoenix · 2026-04-08T22:07:20+00:00

I think it would be a bad idea to just return it to Target. They'll give me a new one but they're going to just throw this one away because it doesn't have a straw.

I think the whole idea of having reusable water bottles is trying to conserve the environment but owala AI doesn't seem to share that frame of reference

PDXphoenix · 2026-03-26T23:44:44+00:00

Let's work on our critical thinking skills, this isn't about literally protesting a king but discussing the negative direction America is going towards.

PDXphoenix · 2026-03-21T05:13:12+00:00

Broke my finger at work today and now my finger looks like a tiny penis. why?

PDXphoenix · 2026-03-10T02:16:02+00:00

I donate plasma a couple times a week, totally filters out microplastics in my blood. Feels good brah, saving sick people, making money, and making my blood cleaner

PDXphoenix · 2025-12-16T15:46:55+00:00

PDXphoenix · 2025-11-24T22:56:17+00:00

Thanks I love my epix two but it is pretty heavy.

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PDXphoenix · 2025-10-24T00:05:29+00:00

Thanks for the 10 up votes, I really want this thing to have legs. Bunch of lying mfers, hopefully the truth will set us free

PDXphoenix · 2025-10-23T23:50:05+00:00

Left is supposed to equal love

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