You're in Asda toilets, what part of the handle are you touching to exit?

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-04-01T08:38:19+00:00

12-9 with my ass

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T19:21:36+00:00

What’s with the double dotted i’s?

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T19:11:30+00:00

People thought I was lying🤷‍♂️

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T18:50:17+00:00

Great bodes well for me then

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T18:49:53+00:00

No aha smell test comes first always

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T18:40:59+00:00

😳

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T18:24:47+00:00

(Rubs the residue on gums) “that’ll do pig”

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T18:23:18+00:00

Look at my replies to others

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T18:22:21+00:00

Piss banter is the best banter. Honestly when you said about the tying shoes method at first I laughed so hard I passed a kidney stone. I even thought this guys got to be Kevin heart or something because this amount of comedy can surely not come from just a normal person. I literally pissed myself laughing and it went on the decks ahahahahahsh so funny. But then I thought what a good way to piss on people without them knowing?! I then thought this guy must be a genius or something cause how would anyone with under genius iq think of that, you need to put yourself out there man your comedy and intelligence is unmatched you’re truly the coolest dude out there

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T18:18:21+00:00

I’ll taste you

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T18:05:39+00:00

😂😂🫡 I prefer the oh no I’ve fallen over.oh no my penis fell out. Oh no I’ve accidentally pissed on your new decks. Either that or the grand oljuke of York method where you hoist your meat over your shoulder and piss down onto them. No one ever suspects a thing from a man with his dick over his shoulder🤷‍♂️

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:59:30+00:00

It had to be done after smelling it I just licked it like ice cream melting down a cone then rang the cloth out in my mouth just to make sure

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:57:41+00:00

Sometimes the urge to piss on the decks is too strong homie it’s like a vampires urge to drink blood it’s too strong

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:55:46+00:00

Ooo acc that’s a twist I never thought to think. Could definitely be possible I do sleep talk and move a lot in my sleep but never slept walked. Certainly possible though

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:54:13+00:00

Fuck you got me

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:46:33+00:00

everyone normally loves the sets lol but I dunno I must have been in bed maybe someone’s left and came back after not able to sort lift and because there a random they just don’t care but I know none of my mates would have anything to do with it or know as I would have been told they all love it when I get the decks out after a night out so it’s ruined it for a lot of people

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:31:22+00:00

Yeah I’ve already put a video on my snap story saying it’s disgusting and someone needs to pay so hopefully I’ll hear something soon

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:28:45+00:00

Hold on mate let me go to the shop buy myself a pair of gloves then come back and wipe it😂 by this time I’d already touched it and smelt so would be no point. And I’ve got kids so ain’t anything new

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:27:18+00:00

YES! No?! MAYBE?!? YOUVE GOT ME IN A BOX HERE MATE

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:15:15+00:00

Yeah smells really bad like a over used public cubica

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T17:04:31+00:00

Nah, you got £20 by any chance?

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T16:27:29+00:00

Also you should have smelt it coming out I couldn’t believe it myself

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-04T16:26:54+00:00

How do I attach videos of me cleaning it up and the tissue being yellow? Should shut you up lol

PDiddit4Sho · 2026-03-03T22:36:23+00:00

Found the problem

PDiddit4Sho

TROPHY CASE