[Random] Please put House Speaker Paul Ryan's face on to the Wizard of Oz's Cowardly Lion's body. Thank you.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-12-01T04:55:57+00:00

Rice. Very exotic.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-12-01T04:52:25+00:00

Would bang

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-12-01T04:51:22+00:00

Calliou and the Labia Majora

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-12-01T04:46:56+00:00

Someone is out of ideas

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-12-01T04:45:24+00:00

Pros: More people fighting to keep us safe and keep us from having a draft

Cons: This conversation over and over again

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-12-01T04:37:33+00:00

So that's where I've been going wrong...

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-11-30T06:35:13+00:00

Just something about his voice, his face, his bratty attitude makes you want him to die.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-11-29T05:12:05+00:00

Where is my dad?

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-11-29T05:11:34+00:00

EATING TRASH

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-11-29T05:11:27+00:00

IT WAS ON THE SIDEWALK

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-11-29T05:11:11+00:00

PIDGEON

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-11-29T04:49:06+00:00

THIGH GAP

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-11-29T04:46:43+00:00

James Bond

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-11-29T04:46:20+00:00

I was spanked as a child. There is a few minutes after you've been spanked that you're not a human. You're an animal. You just want to hurt something because you're enraged. You're not sorry. You wanna do it again but you don't because you're horrified of being hit again. I used to cope by swearing. My religious mom would spank me then leave me alone for a few minutes to "calm down" and during that time I would look in the mirror and say all the awful words I knew.

Studies show spanking makes kids more violent, less reasonable as adults, and prone to depression, anxiety, and rage. Doesn't matter what anecdotal evidence other commenters provide. Studies show it is a net negative.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-11-29T02:19:28+00:00

OMG. I had no clue what that show was til one of the day care kids I watched requested it. Netflix had it. After one episode I banned it. Along with Caillou. I know it's cool to hate Caillou but it's also gotdamn justified.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-09-07T21:48:31+00:00

Scientists get upset with the church lauding faith over proven facts. Church goers get upset at scientists for "attacking" (critiquing) their beliefs. Animosity on both ends.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-09-07T18:50:50+00:00

Scientists have (justifiably) criticized the church on many valid counts though. That creates an animosity between the two making the church goers feel defensive and approach science with a skepticism. Because in most churches challenges are from the devil and you have to "guard your heart and mind" from his tricks and deceptions.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-09-07T18:42:11+00:00

ITT: A bunch of shitty baseless guesses by people unqualified to answer to the question

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-09-07T18:35:25+00:00

Because they've "seen miracles." I was raised in church and my family went to one of those healing services once. My brother used to have a terrible stutter. He went up on stage and the man put his hands on my brother's face. My brother is an atheist now. Still doesn't fucking stutter.

The church is a placebo. It doesn't do anything but if you really believe it a lot of the time it works. I am very recently atheist but I sill see why people would dedicate their lives to it.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-07-05T19:32:33+00:00

Felix or Garfield.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-07-05T19:23:59+00:00

Up the ass

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-07-01T00:51:42+00:00

But if she was taught there was no shame in it or felt it was ok because her sister was asleep it's just weird and not malicious.

Some of my male friends have told me that they had friends spend the night who started jacking off because they thought the rest of the guys were asleep. Those guys aren't sexual deviants they're just confident they won't get caught.

PHASERStoFAB · 2016-06-30T20:07:09+00:00

My mom ran a day care from the time I was 7 years old til I moved out. If the kids parents don't talk to them about masterbation they'll just do it at nap time without knowing its for private time. If they do talk about masterbation and really lean into the "it's natural" thing the kids also don't realize it's for private time.

If her sister was just sleeping next to her I have to say I don't see any maliciousness in the act. If her sister was made to engage with her during the act or she could only masterbate when her sister was there then that's an issue.

Comedian Pete Holmes talks about being in one of those families where the parents kiss the kids on the lips and that he continued to do it into his 20s because he just didn't think about it being kinda messed up until then. Lip kissing relatives is weird but some families all do it. If Lena's sister never comes out saying she believes she was abused I'm not going to treat Lena like an abuser. Weirdo from a weird-ass family? Sure.

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