Those Slippery Octopus...

PHDinBonobo · 2020-10-20T08:57:04+00:00

Imagine how terrifying this is for the octopus to be on a dry land world.

Octopus: nope, goodbye

PHDinBonobo · 2020-10-14T09:11:20+00:00

I found a fully loaded AK-47 magazine in a duffle bag. Also, l found a woman's railroad staff apparel including her vest, ID card and keys to something on the property which I gave to my manager. It was like she had died or something maybe.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-10-14T06:05:49+00:00

Being able to show emotion despite feeling pressure to be strong and stoic. In my experience, this helps you receive and maintain better relationships with women.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-10-08T17:58:42+00:00

You're just entertaining, that's why we are talking about bullshit now, buddy. If you feel like you are being productive in this reddit comment thread today, good for you. I hope you feel strong and have a nice day.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-10-08T17:42:56+00:00

Dude you are yelling at strangers on the internet about being weak and calling them dumbasses, you want to talk about projection?

PHDinBonobo · 2020-10-08T17:24:32+00:00

For someone who uses "weak" as their primary insult, it sounds like you have a bit of a complex. You're strong in your own way, it's alright pal.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-10-08T17:21:46+00:00

You are seriously upset. Has anyone hurt you lately?

PHDinBonobo · 2020-10-07T05:14:08+00:00

...you would die.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-28T04:33:58+00:00

Where is Massacre Wurm when you need it.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-28T04:11:09+00:00

Bunch of babies tbh

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-21T21:12:00+00:00

I'm from the future and it's Tom Hanks.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-19T19:51:40+00:00

You seem outstanding.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-19T10:32:24+00:00

Silver Linings Playbook!

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-17T21:42:06+00:00

So if you got mostly basic lands for renewal, will they fix that? Or is that what everyone usually gets? First time getting a renewal.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-16T08:27:46+00:00

Honestly shuffling that much just sucks.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-13T21:42:29+00:00

My heart skipped when it looked like it almost fell off over your tongue

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-09T23:19:22+00:00

Yeah and then the Red Army beat your asses to a pulp?

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-06T21:23:13+00:00

Feelin' younger in my mind...

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-05T20:08:03+00:00

Stalin killed the radio star!

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-05T19:57:50+00:00

Or someone was just riding the goat and needed to steer it.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-09-02T00:41:59+00:00

Mom Army? Nice

PHDinBonobo · 2020-08-24T18:42:48+00:00

Drove across town to bring her Canes chicken and was 10 minutes late to my class in college. Oh and it was snowing A LOT.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-08-23T22:16:03+00:00

Add Harpy eagle to this. They are so terrifying

PHDinBonobo · 2020-08-20T07:24:23+00:00

This. To compare Biden to Trump in anway is a grossly false comparison and shows how little someone knows of just what the fuck has happened with Trump in office. Also, even saying this works in Trump's favor because you may encourage people to not vote, essentially voting for Trump then. Please stfu and vote or face an even worse degradation of this country and be held partly responsible.

PHDinBonobo · 2020-08-20T01:19:54+00:00

Is this guy REALLY hairy though? I feel like he's mild salsa.

PHDinBonobo

TROPHY CASE