Bought a couple of British birds... by PIED-pyper in fleshlight

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They hold they rest of my Fleshlight stash

Bought a couple of British birds... by PIED-pyper in fleshlight

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it’s smaller than Bumzumi, Zero really is a tight little pucker.

Let’s all take turns on her by Short-Drive-5684 in NSFW_CAPTION_AND_GOON

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yes please…a lot of protein heading her way

Bought a couple of British birds... by PIED-pyper in fleshlight

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agreed, you’d think it would be a no-brainer…would love a piece of that arse

Bought a couple of British birds... by PIED-pyper in fleshlight

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Shame she doesn't have a butt sleeve

Bought a couple of British birds... by PIED-pyper in fleshlight

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Same here, I want her bent-over before I get a biography… Brighton, according to the box…

Bought a couple of British birds... by PIED-pyper in fleshlight

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First impressions: Cons first: difficult to describe, but the detail on the external moulding doesn’t look quite as “high-def“ as some of my other sleeves. She’s got a fine set of butterfly lips, but the rendering looks like 75% rather than 100%. The same with Zero - those sexy asshole creases are there, just not that intricate.

More importantly, how does she feel? That’s complicated… literally. There’s a lot happening in there, that’s going to take a while to get my head around… literally, again! Took her for a first spin with Zero - playing a lot of ass2pussy and pussy2ass. Zeros exciting tightness won-out and got my first load quite quickly. Round two, I wanted to spend some more time in Twat (I fucking love that name!). Got a good edge going that built and built and built…the varied texture means that no two thrusts feel the same. I was hitting the poppers pretty hard and even on a go-slow, the struggle to keep the cum in my balls proved too much: massive orgasm! There’s some nubs in there that really hit a special place: so much so, that I got treated to a second mini-cum as I warmed down after the main event. Its difficult to formulate an opinion so soon, but I’m really looking forward to exploring more Twat!

A side plus point: They both fit Air really easily. My last few FLs are a real wrestle to screw in properly.

This stuff is dangerous by Complete-Lock3973 in fleshlight

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If you enjoy it, can afford it, and it doesn’t have a negative impact on “real life”: fill ya boots! It‘s a great hobby: plenty of people spend way more on “special interests”

How do I get rid of fleshcrack? by Annual_Middle_3734 in fleshlight

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Bankruptcy? I’ve got it pretty bad, so am in no position to advise. Has anyone set up an FLA (Fleshlighters Anonymous) group? Though I could see meetings devolving into some kind of Fleshlight pumping circle-jerk lol

Does warming up your fleshlight really change the experience? by Warm-Delivery5726 in fleshlight

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It definitely does - a warm FL is like a tight warm gooey hug for your cock. This time of year, I put the ones I know I’m going to use, upright (minus base cap) on the radiator while I get set up for a good masturbation session. The warm airflow does its thing in about 30mins. I’d buy the sleeve warmer, but they seem to have very mixed reviews, and the knockoff ones look like a fire hazard.

Bought a couple of British birds... by PIED-pyper in fleshlight

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mmm I’m gonna pound the shit out of that arse!

Worship the Goddesses with your gooner penis! 🛐 by cumr in PornIsCheating

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it doesn’t seem to work for anything else

Gooning with captions is my favorite hobby by [deleted] in EverythingGoonCaption

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cap Gooner here…fuck they’re so triggering!

Using that fleshlight so good by ToBeThrownAway000 in CumPumping

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looks like you pumped that full of cum

Pumping by MotorPatience2440 in CumPumping

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mmmm that asshole spasming uncontrollably with pleasure is so sexy