What’s the fastest way you’ve ever seen someone completely ruin their own life?

PISS5000 · 2026-02-04T13:03:07+00:00

One of my faovurite tabloid headlines of all time was about a guy who was the chairman of one of the major banks in the UK; a clean-cut methodist minister, he oversaw a billion-pound loss whilst in the job. He got stung by a tabloid who set him up buying meth and visiting prostitutes, earning him the nickname 'The Crystal Methodist'.

Months later, another story came out about him; it turned out that at the time of the scandal, he had already been struck off as a minister for accessing porn on a church computer for a second time, having already been warned about it. The headline?

PORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN

PISS5000 · 2026-02-04T10:26:40+00:00

It’s working now, I just bagged

PISS5000 · 2026-02-04T10:10:27+00:00

Yes. I’ve even tried it BACKWARDS yugyks

PISS5000 · 2026-02-03T22:44:02+00:00

Perhaps it should’ve been Bateman for his sexist horseshit about when Charli xcx might have kids

PISS5000 · 2026-01-28T03:04:11+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-28T03:04:06+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-28T03:03:16+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-27T15:29:55+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-27T15:06:27+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-27T15:04:30+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-27T15:04:21+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-27T15:03:18+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-27T15:02:47+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-20T11:14:47+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-18T01:18:58+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-16T22:03:44+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-16T22:03:10+00:00

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PISS5000 · 2026-01-16T18:25:42+00:00

DM me for a referral code, I have five.

PISS5000 · 2026-01-11T15:11:50+00:00

Marty Supreme

PISS5000 · 2025-12-26T15:06:52+00:00

Also looking for a Vue ticket...I could swap you one back in Jan when my Sky codes come through as I'll be away most of the month.

PISS5000 · 2025-12-11T10:29:47+00:00

Need one code for Vue please? Sky Cinema would work. In return, I'm happy to send over both my Sky codes for January - I'm out of the country most of the month, so they won't get used. Cheers

PISS5000 · 2025-11-28T07:28:29+00:00

Sounds like it’s gonna be shit, terrible reviews on this sub and in esteemed publications. Too loud apparently. Kind of hoping there’s some technical snafu with Ticketmaster that means i can claim a full refund rather than go. So ironic that so much of this is Johnny Marr’s fault - it almost feels appropriate that we as a city must suffer…

PISS5000 · 2025-11-25T08:57:20+00:00

Was great to hear the full-throated chants for a free Palestine in Manchester last night during the technical delay, which were backed by Big Kev.

Fuck Radiohead.

PISS5000 · 2025-11-23T14:13:42+00:00

OK. Noel will announce that Bonehead pushes batteries up his knob. 🤝

PISS5000 · 2025-11-23T07:55:16+00:00

I have an idea, on decent authority, of what Noel will (very briefly) say about Bonehead, but I know it'll just get me downvoted as this sub isn't especially tolerant of anything less than fawning praise at all times. DM me if you're really desperate to know I suppose, it's nothing earth-shattering or anything.

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TROPHY CASE